b3ta.com user Craig Colclough
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» Ouch!

I got banged up in prison a while back
A trifling matter of mistaken identity; that squaddie thought I'd said I had medical training, when in fact all I did was say "How do you do" and try to shake his hand. It's not my fault I hardly know my own strength.

Anyway, these days if I drop the soap in the shower, I leave it where it is, get dressed and go out and buy a new bar. Just in case.
(Thu 5th Aug 2010, 1:51, More)

» The B3TA Confessional

Erm...
Just where would you like me to start?
(Fri 27th Aug 2010, 16:22, More)

» Fantasists

HIYA!

(Tue 10th Jun 2014, 21:45, More)