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Tall, dark, handsome, liar.

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» Morning After Souvenirs

Not me but a friend of mine....
...woke up after a particularly messy night out in London. On the floor, in his room, a bit of "street furniture" - as you do when you're a student - in this case a street name sign - "Tavistock Square WC1H"

Me, staggering into his room, looks, in awe, at the bounty of the previous night.

"Where did you get that from?!" ... I asked.

"Where'd you f&*%ing think....."

I was rather hung over, honest!
(Thu 26th Apr 2012, 21:21, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

In Branch...
NatWest and such-annoyingly-smug-adverts-that-I-want-to-punch-something Lloyds-TSB are the chief miscreants in the abuse of the word "branch"..

"Visit us in branch"
"Come in branch for a chat..."

No. NO NO NO NO NO.

It's A branch, or ANY branch.

Visit us in A branch, you twunting cuntbuckets....


Don't get me started on "...for the journey..." either....
(Wed 14th Apr 2010, 12:42, More)