» Nativity Plays

Never did one.
Not once. I seem to recall some smallish mini theatre productions that employed some of the other childs, but I was never asked to join. I suspect it was just because the kids who did star in the school play were more popular and better than me in every way.

Investigators may come back to this post at some future time and cite it as evidence of a history of misadjustment and antisocial tendencies.
(Mon 30th Mar 2009, 15:09, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

File under "looks worse than it was"
A few months ago, I ended up injuring my right wrist through a combination of trail cycling and keyboard/mouse repetitive motion abuse. So, I appeared at work that Monday morning wearing a very obvious brace on my right hand and wrist, and had to explain to everyone that asked that I had injured my right hand/wrist through over-use and just needed the brace to "give things a rest" so everything could heal.

It wasn't a wanking injury. Honest. It just looked like one.
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 18:07, More)

» Pet Names

My ex girlfriend got a dog
while we were dating. We were sitting in her living room not paying attention to the small spills of merlot which had ended up on the floor. The dog, as it turned out, couldn't get enough of the stuff. Loved red wine. What a lush! It didn't take her very long to decide on the name "luscious", or "lush" for short.

It's a good thing it was a girl dog. Otherwise the name would have made the dog gay.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 22:11, More)