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» Public Sex

working up north
and given hostel accomodation , me and my missus plus six guys so they put us in the eight person dorm made up of four single bunkbeds. Bedtime arrives ,berths allocated so that my beloved is on the bunk above me , much joking about a girl sharing our room at night then everyone goes to sleep and thats fine .

Morning comes and the noisy farty snoring men get up and go for breakfast leaving me and beloved in the room alone ...

Beloved
What
Are you awake ?
Yes
Fancy poping down for a cuddle
A cuddle ?
Yes a cuddle , and perhaps breakfast
Breakfast ?
Yes breakfast ....

A bit more euphemistic banter and beloved jumps down into my bunk and soon has 'breakfast' in her mouth and seems to be responding well to her favoured style of encouragement from me , which was largely based around what a dirty little girl she was and how she should rub breakfast on her face and.. you get the idea .

All was fine until I decided to sit up in bed to get a better view of proceedings and noticed the bunk opposite was full of a guy called Trevor , a fat sweaty virgin who was thrashing away under the covers with his eyes tight shut .

I don't think its wrong that I let my beloved finish before shouting at Trevor ,after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day
No apologies for length
(Thu 23rd Apr 2009, 14:14, More)

» Public Sex

Anyone remember the Love Boutique in the Arches in Glasgow ?
and how they had a narrow stage under the projection screens where the loved up and wide eyed would gaze out onto the dancefloor below ?

Remember the stunning redhead in the tight rubber dress who used to wriggle about bent at the knee as if she was being taken from behind ?

She was .
(Thu 23rd Apr 2009, 14:43, More)

» Top Tips

try not to eat all the 'sandwiches'
the night before the picnic , or you'll piss everyone right off .
(Sat 31st Oct 2009, 18:22, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Inappropriate high fives
just fuck off , trigger fingers is bad enough but at least I can just look blankly at you , but high fives ?

Fuck off
(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 20:44, More)

» Puns

slightly off topic but
i can never say the word purpose but instead have to say porpoise , as in ' I do it on porpoise ' and if I hear the word ' transformer ' i have to say ' robots in disguise '
pop
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 21:58, More)
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