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Hello B3ta users. If you're reading this then you're probably a nosey bastard! You want to know about me do ya!? Maybe I won't tell you! Then again maybe I will.
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- Proud to be from East Lancs. I have an accent like the Lancashire Hotpots
- Even my mates call be a dirty mosher. This means I listen to heavy metal, wear black and have tattoos. Which is true.
- I agree with nearly everything Jeremy Clarkson says.
- I have a passion for motorbikes. Been riding since I was 17 and I've had a Honda XR125L, Honda XR400R and a Suzuki GSF600S Bandit which I streetfightered and now a Suzuki GSX-R 600
There you go, good enough for you? Now fuck off and perve on someone else!
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Hello B3ta users. If you're reading this then you're probably a nosey bastard! You want to know about me do ya!? Maybe I won't tell you! Then again maybe I will.
So here goes, just for you, you nosey fucker!
- Male
- 20 years old
- Proud to be from East Lancs. I have an accent like the Lancashire Hotpots
- Even my mates call be a dirty mosher. This means I listen to heavy metal, wear black and have tattoos. Which is true.
- I agree with nearly everything Jeremy Clarkson says.
- I have a passion for motorbikes. Been riding since I was 17 and I've had a Honda XR125L, Honda XR400R and a Suzuki GSF600S Bandit which I streetfightered and now a Suzuki GSX-R 600
There you go, good enough for you? Now fuck off and perve on someone else!
CadaverForSale.com - How much is your cadaver worth?
Apparenly I'm just thick ^^^
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» Presents
The Lonely Island knew where it was at when it came to gift giving
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box!
(Thu 26th Nov 2009, 16:12, More)
The Lonely Island knew where it was at when it came to gift giving
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box!
(Thu 26th Nov 2009, 16:12, More)
» Schadenfreude
Football
Playing football in the park with a group of mates and the ball came in my direction. I was close enough to goal for it to be worth a long range shot so I hammered the ball as hard as I could in the direction of the goal trying to keep it as low as possible.
As I did this my mate, lets call him Josh (for that was his name), was charging at me trying to close me down. The ball hit the floor about 5 yards in front of him and he jumped to try and block it. However it bounced up a bit at caught him full on, like a boxer’s uppercut, right in the knackers. He went down like a sack of spuds and had to be carried off in severe pain. Took him about 20 mins to recover, but how we laughed.
Nothing is quite as funny as seeing someone get hit in the balls.
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 13:38, More)
Football
Playing football in the park with a group of mates and the ball came in my direction. I was close enough to goal for it to be worth a long range shot so I hammered the ball as hard as I could in the direction of the goal trying to keep it as low as possible.
As I did this my mate, lets call him Josh (for that was his name), was charging at me trying to close me down. The ball hit the floor about 5 yards in front of him and he jumped to try and block it. However it bounced up a bit at caught him full on, like a boxer’s uppercut, right in the knackers. He went down like a sack of spuds and had to be carried off in severe pain. Took him about 20 mins to recover, but how we laughed.
Nothing is quite as funny as seeing someone get hit in the balls.
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 13:38, More)
» Rubbish Towns
Suicide Bombers alert!
I lived in Blackburn, Lancashire until I was 12 years old. I lived in the predominantly Asian area called Audley. Soon after we moved out to go live down south cos my dad got a new job placement we heard that someone at the end of our street had been arrested under suspicion of terrorism! It was a shit area!
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 13:41, More)
Suicide Bombers alert!
I lived in Blackburn, Lancashire until I was 12 years old. I lived in the predominantly Asian area called Audley. Soon after we moved out to go live down south cos my dad got a new job placement we heard that someone at the end of our street had been arrested under suspicion of terrorism! It was a shit area!
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 13:41, More)