» Celebrities part II

Not exactly, but...
My dad used to be the catering manager for the National Film Theatre. Because of this, he got to meet quite a few celebrities at premieres and special events. One of these events was for a Bond film (I think View to a Kill or Octopussy, can't remember as I wasn't quite born then meself) So my dad has 4 tickets, and as well as he and my mum invites along one of my aunts and her husband.

Upon arrival, said aunt begins freaking out that Sean Connery is at the screening. My Dad offers to introduce her, at which point she almost has a panic attack and, desperately trying to change the subject, asks him what he does. "Oh nothing" my dad says "I just stand around and tell people where the toilets are" They laugh, order is restored.

5 minutes later Sean Connery comes up and taps my dad on the shoulder, and in a low voice asks "Hey Frank... where are the toilets?"
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 4:30, More)