» The Wank Bank

Your Mum.
Likes it in latex.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2012, 14:18, More)

» Redundant technology

I read books.
Made of paper.
(Thu 4th Nov 2010, 19:42, More)

» Starting something you couldn't finish

My Ph.D Proposal.
Closing date is tomorrow. :(
(Wed 30th Jun 2010, 16:26, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Bear Grylls
Cock-eyed piss-drinking twunt!
(Sun 3rd Apr 2011, 18:03, More)

» Unusual talents

When I was younger...
And a bit skinnier, I could literally suck my own cock - just the tip, but it would have been good enough for Britain's got Talent, I reckon.
(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 16:14, More)