» I'm glad nobody saw me

Caught Peeing Standing Up
As the village tranny I often get asked "Hey Tranny. What's the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to you?"
Being a tranny, nothing shames me except for two small things.
One, being caught pissing standing up and
Two, the local thug coming on to me before I explain in a deep voice that he's not my type.

Both events have ended in violence on more than one occasion. Which is much more agreeable than bum-rape.
(Thu 27th Jan 2011, 22:33, More)

» Biggest opportunity I've blown

Fairground Ride Terror
In a bid to prove to my friends I wasn't scared of being thrown around at great velocities, I boarded a platform ride that swirled around on one axis. It was the tamest ride in the amusement park, and it's maximum height was 3 metres. With approximately 30 onlookers (mostly parents of the content young children sitting either side of me) I screamed instantly. Loudly. 20seconds later the operator stopped the ride and told me to get off because I was scaring the other kids.
(Thu 3rd Apr 2014, 16:34, More)

» Worst Person for the Job

Sperm Bank
No Really. Last month I had to go there...well it's what pre-op trannies do if they want kids in the future.

Approaching the finale to various forms of consent, I reached the following question:

"In the event of your death may we approach you for consent to use your gametes for medical research?"

I looked at the consultant who said "don't need to sign that one".
(Tue 11th Sep 2012, 22:28, More)

» Petty Officials

I Live in Northern Ireland. Every Political Assembly Member is a Petty Twunt
One Mrs Robinson even told off a bin-man for trespassing because he, well, attempted to do his job. They are kinda...thick like Gloy paste and like to whinge a lot.
(Tue 1st Apr 2014, 18:03, More)

» Babysitters


When I was 3, I climbed all over my gran's back when she had shingles. I feel terrible. She's dead now.
(Sun 31st Oct 2010, 1:37, More)