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» Babysitters
Happy Days
When I was 18 I was lucky enough to have a very lovely, large breasted, blonde haired, 16 year old girlfriend. We will call her "Jo" (for that was her name).
Jo's dad was huge, scary looking, a builder. Jo and I would get left to baby sit her younger sister on occasion. On one such occasion, we were doing what teenagers do in her bedroom after young sister had gone to bed when her parents arrived home unexpectedly and her mother walked straight into her room to find us in an extremely compromising position (we were having sex).
Fearing the wrath of a 16 year old daughter's father (as I mentioned, he was a big, scary looking man), I crept downstairs sometime later to be confronted by him.
His reaction? A big smile and the words "you were meant to be baby sitting, not making them!"
Amazing.
(Thu 28th Oct 2010, 13:20, More)
Happy Days
When I was 18 I was lucky enough to have a very lovely, large breasted, blonde haired, 16 year old girlfriend. We will call her "Jo" (for that was her name).
Jo's dad was huge, scary looking, a builder. Jo and I would get left to baby sit her younger sister on occasion. On one such occasion, we were doing what teenagers do in her bedroom after young sister had gone to bed when her parents arrived home unexpectedly and her mother walked straight into her room to find us in an extremely compromising position (we were having sex).
Fearing the wrath of a 16 year old daughter's father (as I mentioned, he was a big, scary looking man), I crept downstairs sometime later to be confronted by him.
His reaction? A big smile and the words "you were meant to be baby sitting, not making them!"
Amazing.
(Thu 28th Oct 2010, 13:20, More)
» Churches, temples and holy places
Bollocks
Ever played the game "Bollocks"?
Essentially, two (or more) people take it in turns to exclaim "bollocks", the aim is to be the one that says it the loudest.
The game needs to be played in a place where shouting "bollocks" is frowned upon, lest it become a game of "who can shout the loudest". My good friend James and I, being good choir boys in our local church choir, found that the best game play could be found during services, in particular during the sermon.
The trick is to follow the rise and fall of the vicar's voice and try to coincide with a forcefully made point.
(Thu 1st Sep 2011, 16:06, More)
Bollocks
Ever played the game "Bollocks"?
Essentially, two (or more) people take it in turns to exclaim "bollocks", the aim is to be the one that says it the loudest.
The game needs to be played in a place where shouting "bollocks" is frowned upon, lest it become a game of "who can shout the loudest". My good friend James and I, being good choir boys in our local church choir, found that the best game play could be found during services, in particular during the sermon.
The trick is to follow the rise and fall of the vicar's voice and try to coincide with a forcefully made point.
(Thu 1st Sep 2011, 16:06, More)
» First rude thing I ever saw
Pay it forward
So many of these stories involve finding porn in bushes that it jogged my memory of the time when I was the leaver rather than the finder. A quite substantial pile of Mayfair, Club and Forum (classic 90s fair) dumped in the woods near my house.
I still wish I had all of those mags, they were such an important part of my teenage years *sigh*
(Wed 17th Aug 2011, 15:18, More)
Pay it forward
So many of these stories involve finding porn in bushes that it jogged my memory of the time when I was the leaver rather than the finder. A quite substantial pile of Mayfair, Club and Forum (classic 90s fair) dumped in the woods near my house.
I still wish I had all of those mags, they were such an important part of my teenage years *sigh*
(Wed 17th Aug 2011, 15:18, More)
» Racist grandparents
Not my grandparent, but my friend's
My good friend's now departed grandmother was famously racist. My favourite story occured while she was watching the BBC's much celebrated hospital drama, Casualty. Back then, there was a black character called Ash, upon seeing him she proclamed:
"That poor poor man, how does he know when he's dirty?"
(Thu 27th Oct 2011, 12:35, More)
Not my grandparent, but my friend's
My good friend's now departed grandmother was famously racist. My favourite story occured while she was watching the BBC's much celebrated hospital drama, Casualty. Back then, there was a black character called Ash, upon seeing him she proclamed:
"That poor poor man, how does he know when he's dirty?"
(Thu 27th Oct 2011, 12:35, More)