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subtle slang for ladies
Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
fire damage - she'd leave you with a burning sensation
smoke damage - stoner
water damage - would wet the bed
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 9:05, More)

» Body Mods

Its a bad hobby of mine
Where to start, I've got around 100 hours of tattooing now, of which probably 20 are self done. Hell I wouldn't trust anyone else to tattoo my penis. I've had a few piercings but find them too much work to look after and the pain of the apadravya is something I never want to go through again.

The only horror storys (other than a few mistakes by my tattoo artists) would be the paraphimosis after my pa. This caused swelling so bad it looked like I had a doughnut around my cock just behind the head.

Or the infection after having my tongue split, I had 3 stitches down each side of the split and managed to get something trapped in one of them. Every time you breath in tasting rotting meat and knowing its your own, nasty.

But its all been worth it.
(Fri 1st Dec 2006, 8:41, More)