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» Iffy crushes

I believe my friend has a crush on Carol "Skeletor" Vorderman...
...which may not be too iffy if you like that sort of thing. The worst part of it is catching said friend vigourously stroking his weasel to an episode of Countdown.

On second thought it may have been over Richard Whiteley.
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 23:43, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

Julia Bradbury's cleavage
Way back when I was in school we went on a field trip to Birmingham. While there Julia Bradbury was filming a piece for Top Gear or something like that.
Anyway, she happened to bend over in front of all us lads and we were treated to a great view down her blouse. Needless to say it was one of the more memorable field trips.
(Mon 9th Dec 2013, 20:58, More)

» Tantrums


As a child I never had the greatest relationship with my younger sister. Being the pansy of a child that I was I would put up with her calling me names, making up lies to get me in trouble or stabbing me with pencils.
This all ended the day I became a man....well I was 11 actually; during one particular heated argument about some petty thing, I threatened her with a mug of tea.

"If you don't shut up I'll throw this tea at you!" Said I.

"You wouldn't dare." Replied my sister.

As soon as those fateful words were uttered I threw the hot drink in her face. Needless to say my sister wasn't a happy bunny, neither were the parents to be honest but I didn't care, I had finally won a battle against my sibling and it wouldn't have been possible without the sacrifice of that sweet,milky, boiling tea.
(Thu 26th Jul 2012, 0:03, More)

» Iffy crushes

Kathy Burke
I had this thing for her back when Gimme Gimme Gimme was on. I think I must have been suffering a mental illness at the time as thinking about it now makes me feel dirty and violated.
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 21:15, More)