Profile for Snollock Biffer:
London boy now living in sunny Florida.
The loves of my life as below, Chelsea & Norks
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London boy now living in sunny Florida.
The loves of my life as below, Chelsea & Norks
This bit is NSFW so scroll
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Sleepwalking
My sister used to sleepwalk
and my Mum woke up one night and opened her eyes to find my sisters face two inches from hers with her eyes wide open. Creepy.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 4:04, More)
My sister used to sleepwalk
and my Mum woke up one night and opened her eyes to find my sisters face two inches from hers with her eyes wide open. Creepy.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 4:04, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
Bloke I used to work for
Told us the story of how he lost his "brown wings" to this bird one night.
He woke up the next morning to find a nice fully formed piece of sweetcorn under his foreskin.
Yummy
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 21:05, More)
Bloke I used to work for
Told us the story of how he lost his "brown wings" to this bird one night.
He woke up the next morning to find a nice fully formed piece of sweetcorn under his foreskin.
Yummy
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 21:05, More)
» Cringe!
The Nurse
My Dad is from an older generation (he's almost 80) and has a dislike for anyone that isn't white. Always has, always will. However he is very polite and keeps his racist views in check (some of the time)
Anyhoo, when I was about 3 or 4 I had a stay in the hospital for a minor eye operation. The day dawned that I was leaving the hospital and Dad was there packing up my bits and toys etc. when the nurse who had been looking after me (a large, older, friendly black lady) come to say goodbye to me.
My dad was all smiles to the nurse and said something along the lines of "thank you very much for looking after Snollock"
To which I apparently piped up, "ere Dad, I thought you didn't like black people?"
I think he wanted the ground to swallow him instantly.
(Mon 1st Dec 2008, 14:48, More)
The Nurse
My Dad is from an older generation (he's almost 80) and has a dislike for anyone that isn't white. Always has, always will. However he is very polite and keeps his racist views in check (some of the time)
Anyhoo, when I was about 3 or 4 I had a stay in the hospital for a minor eye operation. The day dawned that I was leaving the hospital and Dad was there packing up my bits and toys etc. when the nurse who had been looking after me (a large, older, friendly black lady) come to say goodbye to me.
My dad was all smiles to the nurse and said something along the lines of "thank you very much for looking after Snollock"
To which I apparently piped up, "ere Dad, I thought you didn't like black people?"
I think he wanted the ground to swallow him instantly.
(Mon 1st Dec 2008, 14:48, More)