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» Cunning Plans

My family often makes jokes based on wordplay
In fact, you could say we are a ...

wait for it ...

do you know what it is yet?

That's right, a bunch of tedious wankers who should just fuck off right now.
(Thu 5th Jul 2012, 16:44, More)

» The Emergency Services

What does an ex-Royal Marine do?
An acquaintance of mine from school joined the Royal Marines and had a great lark. He was fully sponsored to study undergraduate History at a posh university before taking up a commission and travelling the world. He was recently invalided out and was finding it quite hard to adjust to life in 'civvy street'. I hear he has now rekindled his academic career and is again being fully sponsored at university on a postgraduate course. His thesis reflects his one true calling though: "An early history of soldiers on ships: An emergent sea service".
(Wed 22nd May 2013, 17:24, More)

» Iffy crushes

Sports fans
Many male fans develop homoerotic man-crushes on players in the teams they support, but I never realised how competitive they can be about it. We're still hearing about how Liverpool fans had the biggest crushes.
(Thu 13th Oct 2011, 10:24, More)

» Getting Old

I remember when all this was fields
Now it's collections and tags and key value stores.
(Thu 7th Jun 2012, 19:44, More)

» Conversation Killers

Ultimate conversation killer?
iPhone
(Sun 15th May 2011, 8:29, More)
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