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» Messing with people's heads
shiver me timbers
I had previously told my two young nephews that I used to be a pirate, sailing the 7 seas and generally buring treasure as I went.
Even though they weren't 100% sure, as their favourite Uncle they wanted to believe me. They asked their mum if I was telling the truth and not wanting to lie to them she asked "what do you think, do you think that could be true?" They decided that I was telling a fib.
They remained unconvinced for several months until one day I was clearing a load of junk out of my mum's loft and found an old samurai sword I had. I called my nephews over and showed them.
The eldest turned to his younger brother and said " See... it's true, he really did used to be a pirate !"
Kids, you can tell them any old crap and they'll fall for it.
(Thu 12th Jan 2012, 15:16, More)
shiver me timbers
I had previously told my two young nephews that I used to be a pirate, sailing the 7 seas and generally buring treasure as I went.
Even though they weren't 100% sure, as their favourite Uncle they wanted to believe me. They asked their mum if I was telling the truth and not wanting to lie to them she asked "what do you think, do you think that could be true?" They decided that I was telling a fib.
They remained unconvinced for several months until one day I was clearing a load of junk out of my mum's loft and found an old samurai sword I had. I called my nephews over and showed them.
The eldest turned to his younger brother and said " See... it's true, he really did used to be a pirate !"
Kids, you can tell them any old crap and they'll fall for it.
(Thu 12th Jan 2012, 15:16, More)
» Conversation Killers
after a couple of sneaky post work beers
and in mixed, normal (reasonably polite) company, our boss casually dropped into the conversation that he had spent hundreds of pounds on hooker once and didn't even get to have sex with her... !
many a pint glass were frozen between table and gaping mouth.
(Mon 16th May 2011, 16:18, More)
after a couple of sneaky post work beers
and in mixed, normal (reasonably polite) company, our boss casually dropped into the conversation that he had spent hundreds of pounds on hooker once and didn't even get to have sex with her... !
many a pint glass were frozen between table and gaping mouth.
(Mon 16th May 2011, 16:18, More)