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Worst "pizza" ever
Being of Scottish origin I don't get surprised by unexpected local delicacies but this one absolutely caught me off-guard.

Instructions for making pizza
1) combine ingredients for base, form dough, cover and leave to prove
2) using fingertips gently form dough into a 12" round using a floured surface
3) gently simmer tomatoes, Italian herbs, red onion, to form a sauce according to traditional recipe
4) spread over base, scatter over mozzarella and other tasty ingredients
5) slide onto pizza stone and bake

Instructions for making pizza in the chip shop on the high street, Elgin
1) acquire Iceland's finest cheese and tomato pizza. Should resemble stained red bread for best results
2) fold in half
3) throw in deep fat fryer

Seriously, trying to peel apart the soggy, oily result looked, felt and smelt like peeling apart a teenage boy's discarded socks. Guess which one I'd rather put in my mouth...
(Mon 30th May 2011, 15:18, More)