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Woo Yay. I like GUIDs. I live here and I work here. Actually I don't live in a suburb of Reading, (which would be too depressing to even contemplate) but I liked the domain name so much I bought the company.

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Flogging a dead bandwaggon
Well at least its' not another bloody shark-helicopter montage
(Wed 20th Apr 2005, 11:13, More)

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» Hidden Treasure

Hidden in my Windows(TM) registry
I found this rather nice GUID: {0E5CBF21-D15F-11D0-8301-00AA005B4383}
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 19:01, More)

» Shoddy Presents

Aunts Who Aren't Really Aunts
I have an aunt who isn't really an Aunt and since the age of 17 I've accumulated a large range of car care accessories (turtle wax, novelty air freshener et. al.) gifted to me during Christmases.

I hope she never finds out I don't, haven't and probably never will own a car.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 13:38, More)

» I just don't get it

Chav Tourism
I don't understand why Northern Scumbags come here to Torquay on holiday to stay in an overpriced sleazy hotel and let their fat fuck kids play on a beach full of smelly seaweed, pantyliners and syringes while they mope under a fake burberry umbrella and complain about the weather.


P.S. Although the tourists are marginally better than the bail skipping scummers who come down here to lay low and drink Tennant's & inject Devon's moderately priced heroin.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 11:59, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Duck violence
I used to live in Taunton. There are lots of ducks.

One day I saw a duck trying to drown another duck by keeping its victim's head submerged under the water.

I also witnessed three drakes gang rape a duck, one of which was inflicting terrible head injuries onto said duck.

Ducks are not nice creatures.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 15:43, More)

» Claims to Fame

I've been to Brighton like masses of times
And I've never ever seen that tit ex-boxer or that bird with the massive tits. Even though they spend all day wa*king/driving around Brighton so that people can see them.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 14:35, More)
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