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A lovely paintmash of me by Naive Amoeba...




What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling through the freeway, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh El_Lurkio! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"This one's for you, mom! I sow darkness and discord until my glands are satisfied!!"

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El_Lurkio

is a Giant Dragon that can Change Shape, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, is Undead, and Freezes Solid when Cold.

Strength: 7 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 11



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What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Death Chase Rider.I am a Death Chase Rider.


I enjoy taking risks, and I get kicks from speed, danger, and death-defying stunts. I drink and drive, I bungee jump, I snowboard, with no regard for my own life, or the lives of those who stand in my way. Trees? I laugh at trees! What Video Game Character Are You?



The Sex Pistols
Old school punk! You just say what you have to say
regardless of what everyone else thinks!
You're one of my most favourite types of
music... You're raw and uncut! You're
surrounded by hype...just don't let it make you
go insane...


What genre of rock are you?
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My inner child is ten years old today

My inner child is ten years old!


The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether
I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost
in a good book, or giggling with my best
friend, I live in a world apart, one full of
adventure and wonder and other stuff adults
don't understand.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.



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