» Foot in Mouth Syndrome II

At work.
I approach someone that I dont know that well, and go "Have you got this weeks roster on that computer? Who am I working with tomorrow?".

She goes "It's Fred Bloggs" (name changed obviously).

I roll my eyes and she asks why. I run blindly into a situation by replying "Because he's a wanker".

She says "Do you know who he is?"

I wince and go "Your husband?"

I was right. And now I have to work with both of them.
(Fri 17th Aug 2012, 13:48, More)

» Presents

I have bought my gran...
A Wedding of Charles and Diana Commemorative Swingball Set.

No I haven't. I was just amused by the concept, so I shoehorned it into this week's QOTW.
(Fri 27th Nov 2009, 12:49, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Down Syndrome kids...
...What makes THEM so special?
(Fri 1st Apr 2011, 13:00, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

That fucking yoghurt advert...
..With some french bird going "I used to eat sour yoghurt"..She then eats mouthful after mouthful of yoghurt, scowling each time she tastes it. STOP FUCKING EATING IT THEN YOU DUMB CUNT!!

& it's the way that she giggles after screwing up her face. It reminds me of a chimp in a zoo eating it's own shit to show off.

AAARGH!
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 12:22, More)

» Meeting people from the internet

Not sure if this counts...
..But I tried internet dating, met this lovely lass called Maria about 6 years ago, and right now we're packing our bags because were flying out to Las Vegas (from the UK) tomorrow morning, and getting married on Tuesday.

I'd say that internet meeting went quite well, really.
(Thu 20th Oct 2011, 20:38, More)