» How I Skive Off Work

Trying to earn the One Fifty is my fave way
Working for five ninety three an hour means that on pound fifty, is 15 minutes and 12 secconds earnings. the game is to spend exactly that much time out of the office, in the shitter, with no time keeping devices at all. many attempts mean hours of paid time off work. if the bosses ask, i have a bowel problem. are they gonna prove me wrong?

:)
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 16:11, More)

» Bizarre habits

I blow on my hands
When they're hot.
I have to do it in threes though. Left right left, and then right left right.
Never in twos. never.
(Thu 1st Jul 2010, 12:46, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Last time i cried began on December the 8th, 2004
and went on for quite a while. I was having a good day at the start, when i got a phonecall off one of my friends. (Not knowing what musical tastes you all have, i don't know how this would have affected you) he told me that Dimebag Darrel, Brutal Axeman from Pantera/damageplan, had been shot dead in a show in ohio the night before. I refused to believe at first. He was only 38, he inspired me to play, i never got to see him, and now i never can. My heart goes out to him, the others that lost their lives at that gig, and to his brother Vinnie Paul, who had to sit there and watch his brother get shot 5 times in the chest at point blank range.

I cried non stop for hours, and still cry when i hear certain pantera songs

Dimebag Darrell 1966-2004
Wash him away. Take him with the floods
(Sat 16th Apr 2005, 12:49, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Mousse T. Is it cos i'm cool
I'm sure that 18 secconds into the song it goes
"Is it cos i'm cool, take a piss on me, suck me off on a plate in your Restaurant"

Disgusting
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 16:30, More)

» Broken Promises

I Promise that I only use the internet responsibly in work
and that I don't sit on b3ta for most of the day.
(Fri 3rd Dec 2010, 15:17, More)