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» Pure Fury

I was in a pub in Hertford once on a cold Sunday in December
There was a huge fireplace with a fire blazing in it so me and my mate stood by it to get a warm.

Anyway, this pissed bloke walks past and trips on the hearth, so he's falling headlong into the flames.

Me and my mate managed to reach out and grab him, saving him from terrible burn injuries.

He thanked us by coming out swinging and calling us a pair of queer cunts.
(Thu 26th Sep 2013, 18:31, More)

» Not-stalgia

Tesco trainers that looked like Green Flash
..but had soles made of some rubber/lead compound that actually made you even worse at sport.
(Wed 4th Sep 2013, 12:19, More)