» Claims to Fame


Pff Bollocks to all this direct descendants crap

I've met the chuckle brothers twice and called Mr. Motivator a cunt
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 19:12, More)

» Shame

Erm..
"why are there loads of tissues under your sofa"

That is all
(Mon 28th Nov 2005, 0:58, More)

» Little things that turn you on


I Wouldn't mind shagging a red-coat , I'd settle for a pontins bluecoat
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 1:19, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My grandad calls his shed 'The Pyramid'

although he has had a stroke...
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 17:55, More)

» Breakin' The Law


Because i'm a good child i havn't had many , I got told off for swearing by a policebloke and my sister puked up on one's shoes.. and ah yes my nan once knocked another bloke's tit off his head
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 10:36, More)