WEBLOG ARCHIVE
12/04/24
B3ta newsletter 903, out now
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND MAKES INCREASINGLY ELDERLY PEOPLE DO MODERATE CHUCKLES?"
This Week:
* AN IMAGE CHALLENGE WITH 160 ENTRIES - Hooray!
* EGGPOD SUMMER EVENT - Tickets now on sale
* AGAIN A WEIRDLY BURSTING FOLLOW UPS THING - why?
found by rob
06/04/24
"FAILURE TO READ THIS NEWSLETTER MAY RESULT IN YOUR BUM FALLING OFF"
This Week:
* ALIEN - The text-y word game
* SURPRISINGLY BULGING 'what happened next' bit
* PHOTO GAME - How to make a perfect cup of tea
found by rob
29/03/24
B3ta newsletter 901 - out now
"JOIN THE EIGHT PEOPLE WHO OPENED THE B3TA NEWSLETTER THIS YEAR"
This Week:
* YES IT'S A GAME - Dog Poo Golf
* JOEL FROM RATHERGOOD - makes a TV show
* MAKE TERRIBLE AI SONGS - with absolutely no effort
found by rob
15/03/24
B3ta newsletter 900, out now
"THE ONLY NEWSLETTER LEGALLY OLD ENOUGH HAVE A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD"
This Week:
* JAWS - with 'improved' music
* NEW CHALLENGE - Royal Photoshop Disasters
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - Star Wars vs Adverts (good)
found by rob
08/03/24
B3ta newsletter 899, out now
"FROM YOUR INBOX TO BINBOX IN ONE EASY CLICK"
This Week:
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Star Wars adverts
* JAMES BOND - mucks up his catchphrase
* FESSHOLE DURHAM GIG - announced, hooray, etc
found by rob
01/03/24
B3ta newsletter 898, out now
"THE ONE WHERE THE CAST OF FRIENDS COOK AND EAT A DOG"
This Week:
* INTERACTIVE - Find out what celebs are 'doing'
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Art on a budget
* STAR TREK SINGS - the fabulous results
found by rob
29/02/24
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you.
found by God
23/02/24
B3ta newsletter 897, out now
"NO RESTRAINING ORDER CAN KEEP THIS NEWSLETTER FROM STALKING YOUR INBOX"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Star Trek sings
* SPACE 1999 - topical gags ahoy
* RISHI SUNAK - oh god, don't click this
found by rob
16/02/24
B3ta newsletter 896, out now
"Eighteen stinky new rooms in Tim Berners-Lee's cyber-slum"
This Week:
* GREGG WALLACE - Sings Kate Bush
* CHALLENGE - 'Change a letter' the results!
* FESSHOLE - Remember Cambridge gig coming up
found by rob
09/02/24
B3ta newsletter 895, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER WILL AUTOFELATE IN 30 SECONDS"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Change a letter in a book
* GREG WALLACE SIMULATOR - CodeMasters for £1.99
* REMEMBER: FESSHOLE LIVE, Leicester, Sat night
found by rob
02/02/24
B3ta newsletter 894, out now
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE, IN YOUR INBOX, AND YOU MOSTLY IGNORE?"
This Week:
* MEMECEPTION RESULTS - it's a good challenge shock
* AUSTRALIA - forgotten pop music from kangaroos
* JOHN PERTWEE - Dubious road safety joke
found by rob
26/01/24
B3ta newsletter 893, out now
"REMEMBER, YOU'RE *NOT* A WOMBLE"
This Week:
* SONG - listen to the lovely 'baby fart'
* QUIZ - Have Rishi's tweets been noted or not?
* NEW CHALLENGE - mash memes with Memeception
found by rob
19/01/24
B3ta newsletter 892, out now
"The second best entertainment you can have outside of a good shit"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - *Your* entries wanted
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - imagine some Beatles games
* JOKES - Expert explains how LOLS work
found by rob
12/01/24
B3ta newsletter 891, out now
"GODZILLA YOURSELF AT HOME, GODZILLA YOURSELF ONE OF THE FAMILY"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Puppets in art
* MUSIC - What if a car made a record?
* BOOK PROJECT - Lots of calculators calculated
found by rob
05/01/24
B3ta newsletter issue 890, out now
"YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS 640... WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW MANY PIXELS IS ANYTHING ANYMORE? LOTS?"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - potatoes, spuds, chips, whatever
* NEW FESSHOLE LIVE DATES - Dublin & Brighton
* FOLLOW UPS - bumper 'What happened next section'
found by rob
28/12/23
Now is the time to grab the @fesshole book. Amazon have put the price to £6.49 to clear Christmas stock - the price will go back up in a bit.
found by rob
22/12/23
B3ta newsletter 889, out now
"WHAT'S THAT FOR CHRISTMAS, UNCLE B3TA? SOME SHIT WEBSITES AND PISS-WEAK JOKES? THANK YOU!"
This Week:
* NEWSLETTER SURVEY - Read the alarming results
* GOODBYE TO - B3ta interviewee Wilf Lunn
* FESSHOLE - Glasgow show "announced"
found by rob
18/12/23
QUESTION OF THE WEEK SURVEY
One of the bits of feedback we keep getting about B3ta is that we should bring back Question Of The Week. Ok, we're toying with this, but before we try it we would like you to answer some questions about it. Basically give us some good ideas for questions ok?
found by rob
15/12/23
B3ta newsletter issue 888, out now
"WHAT'S 22 YEARS OLD AND SMELLS OF OLD MEN? IT'S THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
This Week:
* TYPE SOME WORDS - the B3ta Newsletter survey
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Photoshop Sir Satan HIMself
* THE SMASH HITS BOT - back, Back! BACK!!!
found by rob
14/12/23
NEWSLETTER READER SURVEY - Realised we're coming up to issue 888 and we've never asked you why you read the damn thing. Anon survey here so you can tell us what you think. Although be kind.
found by rob
08/12/23
B3ta newsletter issue 887, out now
"Opening this newsletter will make you lucky and probably cure your knob rot, especially the ladies"
This Week:
* SGT PEPPER - Christhebarker counts the dead
* TOP OF THE POPS - Now with pew-pew guns
* YOKO ONO BOT - Back by unpopular demand
found by rob
01/12/23
B3ta newsletter 886, out now
"It's like ten thousand spoonerisms when all you kneed is a nife"
This Week:
* ART - 500+ churches drawn in pixels, but why?
* SWEARCLOCK - The long awaited return, oh baby
* MONEY OFF - Matt Round's voyage of genius/madness
found by rob
24/11/23
B3ta newsletter 885, out now
"IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING NEWSLETTER AND WE'RE ALL CLOSER TO DEATH"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Celebrate 60 years of Doctor Who
* JOHN HIGGS - Promises Doctor Who book
* KUNT AND THE GANG - no Who reference here [*1]
found by rob
22/11/23
We've updated our 404 page with some of your submissions -
checkout our 404 page here, and if you fancy submitting an image for it then
the challenge is still open. Not that we'll promise to get them up quickly, but eventually, as we run on B3ta time which is more like how Pink Floyd releases albums.
found by rob
17/11/23
B3ta newsletter 884, out now
"THE ONLY NEWSLETTER THAT'LL SHIT IN YOUR INBOX AND NEVER SAY SORRY"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Welcome Cameron back with 'PIGS!'
* PLAY TEXT ADVENTURES - on Zuckerberg's Threads
* BEST OF FESSHOLE - yes, that's why you're here
found by rob
13/11/23
Oooh look, we've got infinite scroll for images on the front page - Thanks Wil. If you've got a bug report about this or just want to say thanks then
use this thread.
found by rob
12/11/23
The second Fesshole books is out and in the shops - do grab in on Amazon or visit a Waterstones.
found by rob
