B3ta newsletter 501, out now - this week featuring The Stone Roses on University Challenge, a rather interesting double vibrator made from a food mixer and an opportunity to buy a life-sized paper cut out of David Cameron for a kids' bedroom.
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B3ta newsletter 500 - we dumbfounded that this number is so big quite frankly. What happened to our life? Is it still the 90s?
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B3ta newsletter 499, our now - 499! FOR FUCKS SAKE. Anyway, hope you like it.
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MP Tom Watson wants your photoshops - you know the chappy who's played a huge part in this whole Hackgate affair has stuck a request on twitter specifically to you lot. He wants photoshops of "Theresa May's migrant cats". If you fancy taking part them please add them to this thread.
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B3ta newsletter 498, out now - featuring webuyanycat.com, a joypad that works with your phone AND the creepy reason old paintings look a bit brown.
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B3ta newsletter 497, out now - featuring Tom Selleck's wonderful lip-hair, real world trolling and a very naughty penguin.
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B3ta newsletter 496, out now - "IF WE'RE 'ALL IN THIS TOGETHER' WHERE'S OUR COKE AND HOOKERS?" This week featuring: tourette's bloke vs. Lionel Richie's 'Hello', baby ape bath-time frolics and extremel cat baskets.
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10th Anniversary icon - show your love for B3ta (and help support the on-going costs of the site) by getting an original Furtive Bear but with a 10 instead of eyes. Buy them here.
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B3ta newsletter 495, out now - this week featuring the most alarming Punternet reviews, mystery sculptures of Scotland & puppies with wobbly ears. Also Viz have sponsored it to promote their Profanisaurus Android/iPhone app. The 15 year old me is very impressed that I can now claim, "B3ta - as sponsored by Viz (sort of)"
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B3ta newsletter 494 - out now this week featuring the possible fact that "Margaret Thatcher has eaten my sperm", a wonderful google mpa based upon THE KLF and otters and kittens. YAY.
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B3ta newsletter 493, out now - this weak featuring the monsters previously on Doctor Who, Duct Tape VS Tron & and interview with Ben "Kill List" Wheatley. HUZZAH!
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B3ta newsletter 492 - out now. Containing... Your Ginger Fuhrer attempting to make sweets, the worst dates in 140 chars and the creepiest taxidermy ever.
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B3ta newsletter 491 - In the week in which riots killed our basil plants (so much news we forgot to water them) we bring you the many faces of George Osborne and BEARDS - shaving in reverse!
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B3ta newsletter 490, out now - featuring Weebl who has rotated some owls for science, the silliest ever flyers and a Mariachi band playing to a Beluga whale.
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B3ta newsletter 489, out now - this week featuring Obama vs Cassetteboy and how to get iPlayer onto your Kindle. Of course!
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B3ta newsletter Issue 488 this week featuring p'shopped Owls, Joel Kicking You in the Fuck & Charlton Heston V Benny Benassi.
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B3ta newsletter 487, out now - featuring a great Harry Potter thing and best of all an exclusive interview with the FoxNewsUK.com peeps. They didn't want to speak to anyone else!
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B3ta newsletter 486 - What weekly publication has one more advert in it than the News of the World? Yep, us. Anyway, this week is a special edition full of shit jokes about the Intel 486. That's us. Topical.
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B3ta newsletter 485, out now - this week rather dominated by BUTTERY BISCUIT BASS! But there is of course other stuff worth looking at too. Promise.
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B3ta newsletter 484, out now - and why should you click this week? Because of "sex wogan". That's why.
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B3ta newsletter 483, out now - this week featuring Nazis on the BBC, Doctor Who knickers and your favourite CIA false flag operation, LULZSEC.
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B3ta newsletter 482, out now - featuring a zoomy fractal music vid, morbid geese and Doctor Who anime. Tuck in before it gets cold.
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B3ta newsletter 481 - out now. Featuring a classic Monkeon quiz about being a Guardian or Mail reader, Cyriak's wonderful Baaa animation and a woman with boobs on her back. Huzah! And out early too.
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B3ta newsletter 480, out now - with our exclusive Internet Parent Machine (it autoplays random Cbeebies vids), Weebl singing about the special babies his bottom makes and how to edit webpages for shits and giggles. Huzzah.
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B3ta newsletter 479, out now - containing a kitten smoking a fag, a little girl playing with a dead squirrel and a lovely question of the week about trolling.
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B3ta newsletter 478 - this week featuring a lovely tool to compare likes on Facebook (spoiler: more people like Hitler than Nick Clegg), a song about superinjunctions and how to waterboard cats. HUZZAH.
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B3ta newsletter 477, out now - stuffed full of the best the internet has to offer.
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B3ta newsletter issue 476, out now - including our Royal Wedding Drinking Game: 1. Don't watch the Royal Wedding 2. Get drunk.
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B3ta newsletter 475, out now - we missed last week as I was rather busy with family stuff (the birth of son no 3, Max). Sorry B3tans. Also I very very much want to you help Kunt get into the charts for the Royal Wedding. Buy his single.
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B3ta newsletter 474- featuring Ispot Toys - a top 30 bestest kiddy toys thing with shit jokes as done by your newsletter team. Also your stuff. And the internets stuff. Stuff basically.
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