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		<title>B3ta Newsletter</title>
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		<desc>The weekly newsletter from b3ta.com</desc>
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			<title>&quot;American TV is now making black people sing for gas?&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue581/</url>
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			<body>CAR CHASE - with MicroMachines&lt;br /&gt;
CALL GIRLS - review analysis&lt;br /&gt;
CHOCTOPUS - Joel's kitchen secrets</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
			<time>1368186480</time>
			<title>&quot;More gags than a Midwest basement&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue580/</url>
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			<body>TIME - and your insignificant place in it&lt;br /&gt;
UN-WORDS - to unforget&lt;br /&gt;
CARELESS WHISPER - as Walking Dead theme</body>
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		<entry>
			<time>1367587860</time>
			<title>&quot;Email is NOT dead. Please tweet your friends to let them know&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue579/</url>
			<user>b3ta</user>
			<body>WORDS - Auto-completing iPhone headlines &lt;br /&gt;
MAPS - Surnames mapped to locations&lt;br /&gt;
GALLERY - Tony Hart style B3ta fun</body>
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		<entry>
			<time>1366985940</time>
			<title>&quot;Fuck off, we're watching the snooker&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue578/</url>
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			<body>DAFT PUNK - shredded&lt;br /&gt;
STAR WARS - in 60 seconds&lt;br /&gt;
SPOONS - played to old rave tunes</body>
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		<entry>
			<time>1366385580</time>
			<title>&quot;Ed Balls&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue577/</url>
			<user>b3ta</user>
			<body>MOODY BLUES - Sounding As Good As Ever&lt;br /&gt;
TWITTER TOOL - Without My Pants&lt;br /&gt;
THATCHER - Life-size cardboard version </body>
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			<time>1365773640</time>
			<title>&quot;MAGGIE THATCHER WORM HATCHER&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue576/</url>
			<user>b3ta</user>
			<body>JEREMY KYLE - vs. Cassetteboy&lt;br /&gt;
ED BALLS - Everywhere, on everything&lt;br /&gt;
THATCHER - Your loving photoshop tributes</body>
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		<entry>
			<time>1365167580</time>
			<title>&quot;A Vile Product of Internet Culture&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue575/</url>
			<user>b3ta</user>
			<body>AMISH SEX PISTOLS - vs. Amish Bill Grundy&lt;br /&gt;
WATCHING VOYEURS - in 70s Tokyo&lt;br /&gt;
REASONABLE DEBATE - on the internet!</body>
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		<entry>
			<time>1364562660</time>
			<title>&quot;Not that you'll read it until Tuesday, you skiving twats&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue574/</url>
			<user>b3ta</user>
			<body>GHOST TOWN - Street View Fukushima&lt;br /&gt;
ONE DIRECTION - dubbed in sinister foreign&lt;br /&gt;
TEETH - Actresses without them&lt;br /&gt;
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			<time>1363963080</time>
			<title>&quot;b3ta bailout to take 10% of your lols&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue573/</url>
			<user>b3ta</user>
			<body>STREETVIEW - Nightmarishly unleashed&lt;br /&gt;
ADSENSE - Comically misunderstood&lt;br /&gt;
THE IMPERIAL DEATH STAR - an inside job?</body>
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		<entry>
			<time>1363358580</time>
			<title>&quot;HAPPY CHEESE PASTY AND A WANK DAY&quot;</title>
			<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue572/</url>
			<user>b3ta</user>
			<body>VIDEO QUIZ - Cum Face or Axe Master&lt;br /&gt;
PROJECT - Make your bin into a monster&lt;br /&gt;
VIOLENCE - Beat up your toddler</body>
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