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hurrah for Magnum

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i don't know

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"I HAVE THE POWER! THE POWER OF..."

it's all jamnog's fault
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edit: i am considering turning this into a tshirt, should i bother?

edit2: 1024x768 desktop

edit: www.cafepress.com/micto
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original
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when you gotta go...

(Tue 27th Nov 2007, 20:30, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

South Wales Echo
me and my brother, aged 7 and 8 holding a stillborn siamese piglet corpse, smiling.
I had to hold the cold umbilical cord and hide it behind the piggy corpse.
*shivers in horror*
(Sat 12th Feb 2005, 13:54, More)

» Terrible food

on my honeymoon in the states
i bought a bag of crisps, but being in the USA, it was absolutely massive, so i ate half that day, and put them aside for later.

The next evening me and the wife were sitting in our suite, so I got us some drinks and i grabbed the crisps to finish them off.

after a while of staring slack jawed at the telly, grazing on the crisps and getting slightly sloshed, i noticed my arm was very itchy, so i looked down as i scratched to see lots of ants crawling all over my arm and hand.

fearing the worst, i peeked into the bag to find hundred of the buggers swarming around what was left of my crisps - i reckon i must have eaten quite a few before i noticed :(
(Thu 17th May 2007, 13:32, More)

» Kids

my little lad has only recently learned to talk
and for a while he did the usual mispronunciatons, you know
'felant' for 'elephant' 'dragidge' for 'garage' and 'bunts' for 'buttons'

oh yes, and 'cunts' for 'curtains' :S
(Sat 19th Apr 2008, 17:06, More)

» Pet Stories

i grew up on a farm
and once, in the farm buildings a feral cat made a nest and gave birth to a litter of kittens.
My mum and dad used to climb into the rafters to check on them every now and then, with the view to getting them to be tame.
until the day our dog ran up to the back door of the house, and vomited dead kittens at my mum's feet. She'd got into the nest and eaten the lot.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 15:21, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

my dad once burst into the kitchen saying:
'I've just been looking at the hinge mechanism on the freezer. It's a phenominal design!'

we just stared at him
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 12:15, More)