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(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahah
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# A finger wouldn't even touch the sides
You can probably go in up to the shoulder...
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Remember to strap a plank of wood across your arse so you don't fall in.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# ^yea... have you seen the size of Harvey's napper?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# A mate of mine's a doctor. Specialises in STDs.
I can't bring myself to type this full size...

one of his 'regulars' is a bloke who has a tattoo of a tape measure running up the inside of his forearm *sicks*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Oh Jesus.
And there was me about to have some lunch.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# maybe he's a forgetful joiner....
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I have heard about this practise
from a friend who worked in a gay bar
guys would come back from the toilet and place a mark on their arms with a marker pen
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I'm so glad I raised this topic.
I may actually have to hide my own post if this keeps up.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
#
hide my own post if this keeps up.
get this done myself - it sounds lovely ;D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Why did he need the marker pen.
I would have thought the tide mark would do??
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# >--<
*rubs temples*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# yay for practical tattoos.
i once saw an alcoholic chap who had his national insurance number tattooed on his arm so he wouldnt forget it.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ha! clever
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# perhaps he's a snappy dresser and needs to check his sleeves are even
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Or my favourite...
"Like opening the window and shagging the night."
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# pffft
there isnt enough acid in the world
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha Oh fuck
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Ewww
And have you seen the adverts for that new "touch free" handwash dispenser from Dettol? Ideal if you're so paranoid about germs that you can't even touch a potentially microbe-infested handwash dispenser. Right before you wash your hands with handwash.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
#
it's for people who scratch their arses but don't want to touch clean things in case forrins have got forrin germs on them

mind you you'd think people would *want* to get forrins germs, as it apparently gets you to the head of any queue, a free 6-bedroom house, a Bentley and extra sprinkles on ice-cream
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Couldn't believe that when I saw it
Who rubs their hands on the dispenser after washing them?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# brilliant
hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
A necessary precaution
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)