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[challenge entry] Just so you don't forget

From the Richard Littlejohn challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# just what this challenge needs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# cross your fingers, there may be a Littlejohn Hulk Hogan rampage soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)
# i think it should win the compo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# oh I can't wait..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# There hasn't yet!?
Shurely Shum Mishtake!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# wow. good work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)
# pea
www.b3ta.com/board/10101102
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# also good work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# well that's him told
I guess he'll think twice before writing his articles now that this challenge provides an educated counterpoint to his opinions.

*checks challenge*

My mistake, great image. Apparently we're supposed to just call him a cunt and googlebomb so that a search engine doesn't function as it's supposed to. Can't we just edit his wiki entry to say that he's dead and that he's famous for sexual cannibalism and defenestrating ostriches? That would sway public opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
#
Ninja edit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I'm so tired
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Can we "do" Chris Kamara next week?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# that would be a sexy and suave overload
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# He scares the piss out of me in those Ladbrokes ads
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# is there an official alt/compo yet?
nings /board
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Giraffes in history
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
#
in are

/anti giraffe league blog
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Who else can we raid? I NEED BLACKUP!!1!
How about balloons? We need more balloons!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
# bloons FTW
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# that game made me rage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# fuckin' balloons, full of hot air!!
we should google bomb them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# just put cloaca in the filename.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
#
Just put bloons in the cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# bloons in the cloaca on the fortyfive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# balloons balloons balloons
balloons balloons balloons balloons

take that google!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# fookin coloured gasbags!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# can't differentiate between cunt and cloaca?
SEE A DOCTOR!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Are doctors an example of a cloaca or a cunt?
needs clarification
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# they have plastic models of both
which one can look at
and touch
mmmmmmmmmmh touch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# the problem with a Littlejohn compo
is that it makes you

a) think about Littlejohn
b) have to look at his face

the other thing - when he was on Question Time, he was lightly grilled by a gimpy student (who I thought might have been our very own Hexachordal) and accused of being the BNP's favourite writer - to which Littlejohn replied "That's a lie, take it back", and the student said "Fair enough". Aaaargh! I can't believe Littlejohn made me want to punch a student.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# this is wrong
he is a hater of women, and many women hate this word being used in a hateful way

try 'cloaca' instead. it's the 'cunt' you have when you're not having a 'cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)