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[challenge entry] Order! Order! The right honourable gentleman will click for animation at 1.2MB.


This should in no way be construed as an assertion that it's worth it.

From the Big Ben challenge. See all 193 entries (closed)

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:48, archived)
# John Bercoes are go!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# F.A.B.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# WOOO!
I can sea that's very slick
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# lovely job
fucking massive, but lovely job nevertheless
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ^ this
I clicked it, made a cup of tea, drank the cup of tea, and when I had finished it, it had loaded...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I wanted to reflect the enormity of the problem.
Yes, that's what it was.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# TJ:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post798708
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)
# woo
(1.618..., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Wuh woo woo woo, wuh wah wah wah
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Oh ace, somewhere to put this:


I'm about three weeks late with my topical humour. But yes. Surely someone's spotted the similarity.
(TheCastrator, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:28, archived)
# .
edit: suit yourself
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Size is important.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I didn't click your picture because I couldn't be bothered but then I saw this preview image and now I've seen and acknowledged your work.
So.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:55, archived)
# well the preview's gone
there's no future in unsolicited kindness these days, you just get taken as a patronising cunt. i'm going to start kicking grannies and stamping on kittens now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:57, archived)
# or stamping on grannies
I liked it myself, shame.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:15, archived)
# not my animation, not my place to leave it on the board
i think i'll stop optimising people's things for them, i think there's only once anyone's actually said something nice about it. it seems to rub people up the wrong way, perhaps because it's some cunt off the internet barging in shouting "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" at them and then making it look like optimised poo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Apologies
I'd reduced it down from over 3MB and I've made very low-res before but they strike me as a bit like like Michael McIntyre doing a Bill Hicks bit - kinda gives the punchline away. Not that your efforts weren't appreciated.

Edit: And you're not a patronising cunt. You're a sulky one.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)
# i thought it looked ok at that size
it was just as smooth and let people watch it who wouldn't normally watch it, but it's your animation and it's pretty presumptuous of me to post your animation back up if you don't want it at that size, which is why i took it back down again.

i was only trying to help - but evidently you don't need it, which is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:53, archived)
# jolly good show!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Epic Hero Saga.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:04, archived)