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'tis the season to be jolly!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:14,
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The way I see it, they now have an extra long chimney to hang their stockings from.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:16,
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they'll all be bumming each other long before that
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18,
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or eating each other
or both. while tweeting!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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Overheard yesterday
Our receptionist in the office was telling her mate "why can't they just give them something to make them hibernate till they're rescued?" errrr, cos humans don't hibernate maybe
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:13,
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lol "humans don't hibernate"
just switch em off at the back mate!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15,
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you have a switch in your back?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19,
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they're all going to come out and be branded as paedophiles...
/They've had no choice but to have sex with Miners
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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nothing like a good shafting
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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that's the pits
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:25,
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you're so picky
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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Can you dig it?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27,
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that was mine
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29,
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this is a rich seam of puns
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29,
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I can go all day
if fuel have me
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30,
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It's that ore an alternative
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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A Carbon-ara should see you through
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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I'm so hungry I'll shovel it in
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:33,
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Wash it down with a bottle of Coke
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41,
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alternatively:
I'd prefer chile
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35,
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Well I think they have all been shafted
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16,
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we're not all slag (heaps) you know
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27,
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That joke's just Co(a)ld hearted
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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canarylly carry on with these puns?
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36,
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You could coal that pretty deep bituminous humour !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46,
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LOL
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59,
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