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[challenge entry] What's wrong with your cat, Conrad?

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Conrad's cat appears to be aroused by something !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:50, archived)
# I don't know what's going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:56, archived)
# She's worried because she doesn't know either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:59, archived)
# She's concerned that there might be a recycle bin in that cat's future.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:01, archived)
# On no . . . not another catastrophe ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:06, archived)
# It's just a ploy to get your mind off the shit economy.
Cat bin lady is rich now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:10, archived)
# She's turned into a binionaire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Roll out the barrels...
...full of cash!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:15, archived)
# soooo frikkin BAAAADDDDD
,,forbes magazine smilin next to cobra and mcqueen
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:28, archived)
# ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
but, yes, but no,
edit :
GRRR_YAFF_YAFF_MEOW
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:19, archived)
# ...Hmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:28, archived)
# just watched requiem
and that could have been a still
back catalog fun:
sto_mo_shark
edit : arse flaps its unanimated in cryostasis

edit 2 : will it resize?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Darth Giraffe was in that?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:33, archived)
# nope
www.b3tards.com/u/027b18148dfba2370e1d/stop_motion_shark.gif
and for some reason my copy paste thing is propper fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Cool shark!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:41, archived)
# ty :D
its also ... or was also a bottle opener
poor little blighter lost his lower jaw on a bottle of bahrama
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:43, archived)
# That explains the shape...
...now I'm in need of a Guinness, and a smoke...
(see ya's)!!! 0/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:46, archived)
# my most popular
I dont know why
Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:55, archived)
# :)
Not seen that before. Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 4:54, archived)
# you bloody marvelous bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Is that Judd Hirsch out of "Taxi" ?
Woo!

A few years ago, I asked my boss whether Jim out of Taxi was supposed to be mental or on drugs.

She didn't know, and cursed me for putting that awkward question in her mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Thanks for clearing that one up.
It's been playing on my mind for a long, long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Jim had a marijuana patch on his jacket, and made several comments suggesting the use of LSD.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Good evidence. Right. If they don't start re-screening Taxi on BBC 1 or 2 soon, so help me I'll bloody well sulk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:16, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow
it burns
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Come on, Jamnog. As the controller of BBC1, you're in a unique position to make this fantasy a reality.
And if you do it, the nation will forgive you for "Celebrity Masterchef".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:21, archived)
# actually i liked "the deep"
and it's' my duty to force the switch down your neck untill everyone has a digibox
tinfoilhat
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:25, archived)
# No. Fucking. Way.
We must retain the cathode ray tube at all costs. And if that means no telly except reruns of "Last Of The Summer Wine", then it's a price worth paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:29, archived)
# MARTIN CLUNES WILL SAVE US ALL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Martin Clunes in HD would even make his mother retch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:53, archived)
# I liked perrin and i know its dated
thats how I would have liked to remember it.
I also like martin clunes but I dont want to combine two dissapointments still ... i will watch it over repeats of nevermind they sacked Angus Deaton
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 4:10, archived)
# sulk/
shooting rampage?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:18, archived)
# Weeeeell...
Probably a drunken temper tantrum in a dreary provincial shopping centre in the pissing rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:23, archived)
# WWJD?
(What would Jim do?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Mental
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:13, archived)
# BOR-TAY-TOES! (huh?)
(He was mental in Back To The Future)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Ah. Now we have assertions on both sides of the "mental/drugs" divide.
Is it possible that he was supposed to be both mental and on drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:18, archived)
# i have never seen the movie
i was just being a cunt. :D i'd agree with atomic if i was you.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Mental because of drugs is certainly a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:21, archived)
# I vote organic mental illness such as schizophrenia, mixed with heavy drug use during his adolescence
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:22, archived)
# You can see why I've been wrestling with this knotty problem for such a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Insane + drugs = Jim
www.christopherlloyd.net/christopherlloyd/louiejim.jpg
Jim Quote: If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Ah, so it's both?
That makes sense.

I don't know, cos I was only a kid when it was on telly. But I was allowed to watch it.
Wasn't allowed to watch The A-Team or Knight Rider. For, I think, political reasons. Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Let Jim decide

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk#t=2m46s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:40, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:45, archived)
# hahaha
That just about nails it.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:51, archived)
# It seems to be a little homicidal...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:21, archived)
# "Show me the sausage now, Conrad!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:25, archived)