useless pun, shoddy rhytm, true story:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html
From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)
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"Essex" and "Thinks" are mutually exclusive, shirely?
/casual racism blog
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Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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smart racism?
Sunday Best racism? Done up to the nines racism?
;) Absolutely, I was going to write "causal colloquialist blog" but that isn't even a word.
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Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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;) Absolutely, I was going to write "causal colloquialist blog" but that isn't even a word.
Elementary animated gif that doesn't animate error 101
update: you have fixed it.
But I think there is more to that story than him trying to kill a spider with a can or aerosol, I think he was pratting about trying to burn it by lighting the spray and it backfired.
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Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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But I think there is more to that story than him trying to kill a spider with a can or aerosol, I think he was pratting about trying to burn it by lighting the spray and it backfired.
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A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene."
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Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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They should have nuked it from space, it is the only way to be sure!
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Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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Is this the start of a Haiku?
In Essex, that daft
bunch who thinks that spiders will
fit down bathroom sinks
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Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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bunch who thinks that spiders will
fit down bathroom sinks
Pffft
I heard a similar story at school: a man had been chastised by his wife for leaving the bog stinking, so while crapping he sprayed the bowl liberally with air freshener. Afterwards, he tapped out his pipe into the bowl, causing an explosion that not only shattered the toilet but left him with serious injuries. As he was being stretchered down the stairs, he explained to the paramedics how it had happened; one was laughing so hard they dropped him, adding a broken arm to his troubles.
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/qotw blog