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[challenge entry] Such a friendly bunch.

From the Parallel Universe challenge. See all 355 entries (closed)

(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*click*
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# fuck off.
;)
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# there is a cock and its made of glass!

also, ha ha
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# WE NEED YOUR TORSO
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Haha
It's funny cos it's true
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# FIRST CLASS :D
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:02, archived)
# how are you, my good friend?
*big hugs*
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# lololololol
good point, well made. You shitcunt.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# *snugglywugglyhugglywuggles*
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# NING BROADYSWORD
*glomps*
cup of tea through the internet? hahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Hello lovely wotfooc!
It is simply fabulous to see you. How's your shrivelled winky?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Quite beautifully shrivelled today, thanks so much for asking
Are those new shoes? They look gorgeous. This is nice, isn't it?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Oh it's quite simply divine.
Thank you for noticing my gorgeous new shoes, they are nice aren't they? I must say, that's a SMASHING blouse you're wearing.

i think we should colonise this post as a new friendly talk board.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# That's a splendid idea
I do get frightfully tired of pointing out that shit people are shit on /talk, it's so nice and relaxing to have a friendly chat.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Unless we're pointing out that they're a shit vicar.
That was really funny.

It is nice just to have a friendly chat. How are you at the moment? Would you like some cake?

Let's say something nice about /talk or about a /talker.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Beneath our sweary exteriors
beat hearts of solid gold.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# If you look inside my heart you will see only love...
and some blood.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Hi TFD
I met you once and you were lovely, just lovely, gosh if only we could meet again so I could be reminded of your loveliness
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Hi Broadsword!
I know that sometimes I call you sexvom but I'd just like you to know that I mean it in an affectionate way. I think you're really very lovely indeed.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# It's just lovely that we have these pet names!
lovely! :))))
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I'd just like to say that I really like your face.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Awwwwww thanks but you know if there was a lovely face competition
you'd win with your lovely face!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Oh you.
I disagree but I won't make a big deal out of it because I hate arguments.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Ningle wingles wotfoocy!
hahaha dont mind if I do, careful it isn't over 250kb though, hahaha :)))
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Oh my, imagine the kerfuffle if it was over 250kb
I've heard these /board types can be horribly aggressive. I also heard that Riverghost fucks animals, but that can't be true, surely?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Now now.
I'm sure there's no basis in the spurious claim that Riveranimal fucks ghosts.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# You're probably right
and even if he does, I bet he does it tenderly and with loving care.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)
# With full consent from all parties.
I heard that he loves and respects animals so much that he was one of the producers of The Animals of Farthing Wood. I feel certain he'd never do anything untoward with them.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I did a little sick in my mouth :(
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I did a little sick in your mouth :(
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# This is getting sexy
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I did a little sick in our mouths :(
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha very true
:)
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# How do you know, considering you've never posted there?
Just saying.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# i heard that you can look at it without posting.
may be wrong.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Lurking is a crime against humanity
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Come on now.
There are no crimes on /happytalk.

Edit: Woah there! 100th post on /board. Does this mean I have to get my balls out or something?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
#
no it isn't.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah, but then you never get the experience of being told to fuck off.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# i've never had the experience of being raped
but i know i wouldn't like it.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Hello SSG!
How are you today? Have you baked anything nice recently or gone for any good jogs?

Fancy a cwtch you lovely brilliant bearded beauty?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# i bet you would if i was involved
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 2:16, archived)
# that made me laugh mate top notch.
Unless you found this somewhere else and just posted it?
In which case, release the hounds!!!!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
#
lovely!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
#
LOVELY!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Oh man, this is all so lovely right now
GROUP HUG
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)
# That was a lovely group hug.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I missed it.
Can we do another?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Hello you!
*cwtches the hell out of you*
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Yay!
This is what makes B3ta so beautiful.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# I'm close to tears
this is all so wonderful :)
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# I'm wearing a jumper with a kitty's face on it.
But this is even cuter than that.

I just want to say, I love you all very much.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Oh I just found this!
How absolutely smashing to be here, anyone for ginger beer and cake?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Oh golly! Yes please!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Arf!
Fantastic!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# haha
brill!
(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# /talk looked a lot like that in its early months,
to the extent that rob introduced a filter changing "hug" to "molest".
100% Fact.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 2:49, archived)
# we are the /talk he wanted, we are the /talk you deserve
(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 4:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)