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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Put a sack on her head and I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# still?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Ouch!
From tumescent to flaccid in 2 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# that rate of decompression can be dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# You're telling me....
Now I have to pop my penis into a decompression chamber for 3 hours (or "Fleshlight" as it is commonly called)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# save money on fleshlights by using an old torch stuffed with lettuce instead
I saw it on Blue Peter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Also makes a good salad dressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
"this dressing needs more vinegar"

"almost there"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Oh dear...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Mmmmm extra salad cream
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# do you eat it or fcuk it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# yes
in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# oooh - very good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# edwood wood would!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Cor!
Also, corking!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# The Crown... oh my word.
HT, you've surpassed yourself.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# should have changed the background to Buckingham Palace now I think about it
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# hehe...
On a not entirely unrelated note, is it just me or is Olivia Wilde unfeasibly fit?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# agreed
www.scificool.com/images/2010/01/olivia-wilde-gq-02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Ah, the irony...
"Error 403 - You don't have permission to access Olivia Wilde"

Like I didn't know that already...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Yes pls k thx bai
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# mmmmmm olivia wilde

her real name is Olivia Cockburn :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# How very apt.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:44, archived)
# haha
what are you doing man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# ^What she said^
With added "you fucking gay mong".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# ^ This ^
With added why would you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# !
What are you doing, man?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I'm sorry but I don't like to see that sort of thing, it's very distracting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# OOF!
www.dosomething.org/files/olivia-wilde-pic.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# it's looking that way
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# THAT IS AWESOME
and would in many positions
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# many many positions
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# .....not even on glue
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Lassard!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# bad queen!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# !
Works on so many levels...
(Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Nicely.
Also - don't know if this is up your street - teamcooper.co.uk/blog/hiring-games-artist/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I hear stories that Griffy is from manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
Oh behave!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# ^horse link
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Richly deserved though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:41, archived)
# not even a snipurl
that was just lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Effing superb!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Dude!
Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)