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[challenge entry] meh

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(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# newky brown is evil shite
just been looking at facebook. my god, i know some retards :(
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Nah, delicious stuff!
Now, anything that comes with a slice of lime in the bottle, that's vile.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# i can't stand anything beery
except that strawberry beer, that's nice
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Here in Monaco,
we put wedges of lime in Newcastle Brown as a matter of course.
Our Russian clients, in particular, expect nothing less.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
barkeep, mine's a newky brown...shaken, not stirred
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Sir, we usually ask gentlemen to wear clothing on the upper half of the body.
Particularly in February.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:38, archived)
# speak for yourself
*ogles*
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Its lovely
although it does tend to ferment into volcanic rock like substance in my stomach
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)
# it turns your shit to a marmite-like substance
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)
# he's sayin' to his mate "there's the train station,let's get the fuck out of here"
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# he's pointing at the sun
they can't work out if they should worship it or run away from it
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Worship it
I'm an old Inca at heart
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)
# is that why your dining table
has grooves for the sacrificial blood to run off?
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Aw man, if I ever own a dining table, I'm totally doing this.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)
# i've got a dining table
but it's a shitty B&M one. if i tried to cut grooves into it, it'd die the death of shoddy MDF
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# You want a proper wooden top table, with a good varnish afterwards.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# i had one
but my kitchen is very small, so i swapped it.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Botany Bay - It's better than jail.
*drinks Fosters*
*spits it right back out, again*
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# brilliant!
*clicks*
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)
# clicks :D
(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)