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[challenge entry] should i have a drink or not?

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)
# WTF
Are you using a BBC micro?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# tiny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
#
WTF
Are you using a BBC micro?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Sometimes the simplest things are the funniest.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# 'lo, pot!
i'm getting drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Again?
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# yes, again
bad couple of weeks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Quench your thirst . . . wash down the cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# what kind of cheese is that?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# tasty cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Yes.
Get off your face.
I'm about to watch Four Lions, spk'tcha later on.
By which time I'll be absolutely fucking ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# this is why i'm glad
i can see the shop that sells the cheap booze from my front door.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# A shop near me recently changed its name
it actually used to be called 'Cheap Booze'. Seriously.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# What's it called now,
Tramps delight?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# 'Beer & Wine'
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Oooooh gone up market,
Classy.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Yeah.
Dead classy. They sell the same stuff, just less cheap now.

I expect someone got caught bringing the van laods of dodgy duty frees back from Calais, hee hee!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# bringing it back is fine
drinking a full bottle of malibu on the first night of the holiday and puking in your still full suitcase isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Eeeeew!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# spending the second day of your holiday
terribly hungover and washing chunks out of your best dress sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# yuk.
never managed to throw up on one of my favourite dresses, fortunately.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# you've obviously never been on holiday with me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# i think you're right
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# trust me
if you had, you'd remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# this place should be
for a corner shop, they've got some fantastic deals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# There's a story discussed in a Vonnegut novel
where all the street names are descriptively accurate... for instance Skid Row. I always thought that was a good idea.
For the record, I'm writing this from my Condo on Dismal Suburban Boulevard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# my street has a greek name
despite there not being a kebab house for at least half a mile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# There is a place in Reading/Berkshire
called Smelly Alley. It does have a Fish market at one end though.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_End
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 1:15, archived)
# what kind of question is that?
jesus woman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i drank last night
and the night before. i need validation, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I'm drunk. Drunk is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i'm not drunk
but give me an hour or two and i will be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# In an hour or two I'll be unconscious
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# get round here, quick!
if we get drunk enough, we can be naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# he's got no nose! how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# through a series of cunningly located glands on the nape of his neck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ooo nape, the last time i heard that was when i was a kid and my mum was delousing my hair
flashback!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# it's a great word
why was it that, after undergoing the vile shampoo treatment and getting rid of the nits, some skanky cunt in school would refuse to be treated and re-infest everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha we had some pikey types and their mum just shaved their hair off as a "cure"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# it was always the same kid in our school
her mum was like "oh, no! my daughter hasn't got nits!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Not a bad cure though.
It works, can't argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# cheese, cheese changes everything
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
# especially an omelette
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# good call!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)