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Never trust anyone (now) over 75.....

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(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

I tried using rohypnol to get the girl I wanted. It doesn't work

at least, I think it doesn't. I don't remember a thing

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

ha ha

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)

Yeah, it gives you the confidence but robs you of the ability to perform

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)

Your doing it wrong!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

don't taste it first!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

I use it before I masturbate...I am notoriously hard to get into bed...At least I think I am...for some reason I can't quite remember...Still, better safe than sorry

(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

Should have got Manfred Brand

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

Kinow?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)

I THOUGHT there was something going on with that eye ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)

I thought the Rohypnol has started to kick in and was thinking "Not again!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)

'Kinell ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)

U callin' me cheap maiden??

(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

winktastic

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)