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[challenge entry] Just like mother used to make...cheap at twice the price & good for what ails you!

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(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# What are these mystical 'D's?
and how may I acquire them?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Really?
240 of them in a pound.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# and how many ounces?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I alway though it was 8.6
I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# 8 17/5, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# 4.f
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# YOUR ALL OLD
AND GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Well, you may be partially correct...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# is a private tracker like a bounty hunter?
mybiggestcomplaint.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/duanechapman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Exactly that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# what's the pay like
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# What's a Grecian urn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# John Keats?
Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness!
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time
Sylvan historian, who canst thus express
A flow'ry tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on;
Not to the sensual ear, but, more endear'd,
Pipe to the spirit ditties of no tone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I think Keats was gay
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# It's a type of clay receptacle used in Ancient Greece for the storage of wine and foodstuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# gay and racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# so not much difference from what I get now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Best of all the Alice In Chains albums.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# It's alright,
Was only messing. I used to get my pocket money in 'the old money'.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Denarii, I believe.
Just as the pound sign is a fancy L for Lira.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Once again, you provide
Illumination to a seemingly intractible conundrum.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Misery wrapped in an enema no more!
(I blame Pratchett)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
#
(don't we all?)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# £ = Libra, but close enough
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_sign
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Surely Asbestos would be made by Fray Bentos?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Is this the Brown or the Blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# 41/2DPER1/4LBTIN41/2D
And people say that the metric system makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# ^ This!
I'm constantly foxed by the number of metres in a kilometre.
Nowhere near as easy as yards to a mile.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# 1760 yards
how is that confusing?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# See that, just over there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# the object that is 136 yards to my right?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Yep, that's the point you missed...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# no I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# You're dangerously close to this, you know:


Edit: I *am* only messing, you get that - yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I'm totally gay for hague
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# how can you not love his cute little squishy face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# It's surprisingly easy, truth be told.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Not as gay as he is. Allegedly.
Or so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# is it gay to enjoy the company of other men?
nice legal allegedly there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# nomnomnom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
Also, that Lion looks rather smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)