There is sometimes a genetic predisposition to obesity cake and pies.
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Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:43,
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I wish all pavements were those travelator things you get at airports
Then I could roll out of my house and be within scoffing range of a cake in a few minutes with minimal effort.
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Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:50,
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That's an interesting point
I suggest we repurpose the pavement travelators into cake conveyor belts that all lead to my tummy.
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Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:57,
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Exactly. We'd have to strictly moderate what is put on the conveyor belt though. I have a number of enemies and don't want to be poisoned.
Maybe there should be a general cull of all people other than me and cake chefs.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:02,
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Straight into your tummy?
Via some kind of horrific gaping wound?
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:00,
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I'm imagining it delivering cake quite rapidly.
Frankly, trying to eat it at that rate would present a serious choking hazard. I've thought about it you see.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:03,
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When I win the lottery,
I'm going to buy a shop in town.
Stop running it as a shop and just live there, but have a large display of cakes in the window.
Whenever anyone walks in, hoping to purchase a cake, I'll tell them to get the fuck out of my house.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:06,
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Stop running it as a shop and just live there, but have a large display of cakes in the window.
Whenever anyone walks in, hoping to purchase a cake, I'll tell them to get the fuck out of my house.
Well that's just fine.
Maybe I didn't want my escalator over-clocked anyway.
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:09,
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