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# That's an interesting point
I suggest we repurpose the pavement travelators into cake conveyor belts that all lead to my tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Like very large sushi carousels
but linear, and with cake.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Exactly. We'd have to strictly moderate what is put on the conveyor belt though. I have a number of enemies and don't want to be poisoned.
Maybe there should be a general cull of all people other than me and cake chefs.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Straight into your tummy?
Via some kind of horrific gaping wound?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I'm imagining it delivering cake quite rapidly.
Frankly, trying to eat it at that rate would present a serious choking hazard. I've thought about it you see.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# When I win the lottery,
I'm going to buy a shop in town.
Stop running it as a shop and just live there, but have a large display of cakes in the window.
Whenever anyone walks in, hoping to purchase a cake, I'll tell them to get the fuck out of my house.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Well I'm not speeding up your escalator.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Well that's just fine.
Maybe I didn't want my escalator over-clocked anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:10, archived)
# A bit like this
www.geekologie.com/2009/01/cows_with_holes_directly_to_th.php
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Ahaha,
fun for all the family.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)
# HOLY COW!
'slinks away'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)