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# Similarly, when at tube stations I quite like the looks I get when I go up a flight of stairs quicker than the adjacent escalator
Escalators should move people at ~20mph. Good idea / bad idea?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:59, archived)
# And be covered in cake, I suppose?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# There would certainly be a cake shop at the end
The only reason to make escalators move at ~20mph is to speed the procurement of cake.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# The cake is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:19, archived)