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[challenge entry] shurely this compo wil be over by friday teatime

shit shopping i know.

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(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets hope so!
EDIT: ONLY ONE COMENT! (Why do I bother)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Oh g'wan then...
Why do you bother?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

You bastard, everyone hates me... I may just give up!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Bless you, I was only joshing!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# You used photoshop for that?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Some attempt at 'shopping would have been nice.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] i am lolling at the above 2 responses
well, i gimped. i am shit at shopping, as you can tell, although i have made no effort on these latest images. usually i would try to minimise the seams...

here, have this to cheer you up, guess who?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Is it Ian Smith, ex-Prime Minister of Rhodesia?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] is he taking or giving?
prolly taking, thinking about it
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# So, it is then?
What do I win?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# getting into a similar position
with me.

do you want to give or take?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I say, you're a fresh young beast, aren't you?
*lubes up*
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# *fires up netmeeting*
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Euphamism-tastic!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# finally i get laid!
*bends over and touches toes (well, knees)*
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Or Ian Smith, aka Harold Bishop in Neighbours?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Or Bishop out of Alien?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Oooh Oooh I know this one
Is it Torode and Wallace from Masterchef celebrating eating a fabulous chocolate pudding, rich in cocoa?

Torode is the giver
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Is it Chang and Eng Bunka, famous Siamese twins?
Chang has stepped on something sharp.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahahah, why enter it? it's only shit because people do half arsed entries that clutter the board up
you don't have to enter the image challenge, it's not a competition, you don't get anything for entering, so why bother if you don't like it?

(no offence meant to anyone, just amused by the I hate this competition so I will enter as many times as possible attitude going on)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Are you really amused, or actually a bit annoyed? ;o)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# genuinely amused
or is it bemused? no, amused, I thought for a second bemused was a mixture of amusement and only mild bewilderment :D
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# bemused means bewildered or confused.
/dictionary blog
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# ^this with bells on.
i love the topical compos
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] cos it is the fucking expensive royal wedding
which has had fucking saturation coverage in the media. i was hoping for a bit of republican escapism ;)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Do what you say in your sig!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] DONE!
anyone remember this bloke?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Oh fuck.

I remember how it upset Riverghost and how the poster completely wound him up by insisting it was photoshopped
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# YES!
fucking hell yes, there was a great argument that day!!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Haha YES!
"He had really shiny skin
trust me."

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahah
Good Times

edit: Riverghost: "Mate if you did it you're fucking brilliant However three peaple with many years of experience. All of us have had our images used in the national and international press.
We are saying, and we's appologise if we were wrong, categoricly, that is some sort of spread on a person's face."

hahah fucking hell, comedy gold
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# best response in that thread was from Geoff:
"why is your friend sending you photos of men in football kit?"
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I have many years of experience with pictures of men in football kit
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I was only asking
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# awesome spazzing
this made me lol: www.b3ta.com/board/8646934
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# choclate rain!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)
# but you're drawing attention to it and increasing the saturation
why not shop any of the other 6,775,235,700 people in the world?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# drawing attention to it?
it is fucking inescapable! so why not have a larf and make some shit shops. we aint all as talented as you mate. me most definitely not so.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ok, now I'm confused
you hate it and its everywhere but you want to do shops and enter the challenge? surely you don't hate it then, you're enjoying it being this weeks challenge because you can exercise your photoshop/gimp/paint skills?
(again for those with twitchy anger buttons, I'm just talking/asking, not being an arse or at least not intentionally being an arse)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# "exercise your photoshop/gimp/paint skills?"
hahahah i have no skillz!

i do hate it, i despise the fucking monarchy. i am doing shit shops as a protest, in the same way slaves would try to do as little work as possible as an act of rebellion (see morris - "unyoung, uncoloured, unpoor")
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# yeah this is my confusion
surely doing as little work as possible (not staring at their faces in photoshop and them posting it on the board) is the answer. You're being a slave putting in for overtime :D
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha

i am not bothered about crapily cutting up images with their faces (faeces?) in them - they are fucking everywhere at work, and in the papers.

do you never rebel HT?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# this is a long conversation that will no doubt spiral so I'll gaz you instead
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# *handful of popcorn stops inches from mouth*
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# no you wont come on people are reading this
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# also, to answer this:
"I guess it's fear of not being a part of something so you have to destroy that something first. I shall investigate."

er, no. i am not afraid of not being part of something, i rarely enter compos as i aint skilled in that area, and it isn't to destroy it.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I started one
it was shit
i didn't bother finishing it

Bit like watching the LAST royal wedding!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)