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[challenge entry] shurely this compo wil be over by friday teatime

shit shopping i know.

From the The Royal Wedding challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets hope so!
EDIT: ONLY ONE COMENT! (Why do I bother)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Oh g'wan then...
Why do you bother?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

You bastard, everyone hates me... I may just give up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Bless you, I was only joshing!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# You used photoshop for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Some attempt at 'shopping would have been nice.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] i am lolling at the above 2 responses
well, i gimped. i am shit at shopping, as you can tell, although i have made no effort on these latest images. usually i would try to minimise the seams...

here, have this to cheer you up, guess who?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Is it Ian Smith, ex-Prime Minister of Rhodesia?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] is he taking or giving?
prolly taking, thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# So, it is then?
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# getting into a similar position
with me.

do you want to give or take?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I say, you're a fresh young beast, aren't you?
*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# *fires up netmeeting*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Euphamism-tastic!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# finally i get laid!
*bends over and touches toes (well, knees)*

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Or Ian Smith, aka Harold Bishop in Neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Or Bishop out of Alien?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Oooh Oooh I know this one
Is it Torode and Wallace from Masterchef celebrating eating a fabulous chocolate pudding, rich in cocoa?

Torode is the giver
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Is it Chang and Eng Bunka, famous Siamese twins?
Chang has stepped on something sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahahah, why enter it? it's only shit because people do half arsed entries that clutter the board up
you don't have to enter the image challenge, it's not a competition, you don't get anything for entering, so why bother if you don't like it?

(no offence meant to anyone, just amused by the I hate this competition so I will enter as many times as possible attitude going on)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Are you really amused, or actually a bit annoyed? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# genuinely amused
or is it bemused? no, amused, I thought for a second bemused was a mixture of amusement and only mild bewilderment :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# bemused means bewildered or confused.
/dictionary blog
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# ^this with bells on.
i love the topical compos
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] cos it is the fucking expensive royal wedding
which has had fucking saturation coverage in the media. i was hoping for a bit of republican escapism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Do what you say in your sig!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] DONE!
anyone remember this bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Oh fuck.
hahahahahahahahaha

I remember how it upset Riverghost and how the poster completely wound him up by insisting it was photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# YES!
fucking hell yes, there was a great argument that day!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Haha YES!
"He had really shiny skin
trust me."

www.b3ta.com/board/8646740
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahah
Good Times

edit: Riverghost: "Mate if you did it you're fucking brilliant However three peaple with many years of experience. All of us have had our images used in the national and international press.
We are saying, and we's appologise if we were wrong, categoricly, that is some sort of spread on a person's face."

hahah fucking hell, comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# best response in that thread was from Geoff:
"why is your friend sending you photos of men in football kit?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I have many years of experience with pictures of men in football kit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I was only asking
teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# awesome spazzing
this made me lol: www.b3ta.com/board/8646934
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# choclate rain!
(Pob mk2, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)
# but you're drawing attention to it and increasing the saturation
why not shop any of the other 6,775,235,700 people in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# drawing attention to it?
it is fucking inescapable! so why not have a larf and make some shit shops. we aint all as talented as you mate. me most definitely not so.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ok, now I'm confused
you hate it and its everywhere but you want to do shops and enter the challenge? surely you don't hate it then, you're enjoying it being this weeks challenge because you can exercise your photoshop/gimp/paint skills?
(again for those with twitchy anger buttons, I'm just talking/asking, not being an arse or at least not intentionally being an arse)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# "exercise your photoshop/gimp/paint skills?"
hahahah i have no skillz!

i do hate it, i despise the fucking monarchy. i am doing shit shops as a protest, in the same way slaves would try to do as little work as possible as an act of rebellion (see morris - "unyoung, uncoloured, unpoor")
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# yeah this is my confusion
surely doing as little work as possible (not staring at their faces in photoshop and them posting it on the board) is the answer. You're being a slave putting in for overtime :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
*slaves*

i am not bothered about crapily cutting up images with their faces (faeces?) in them - they are fucking everywhere at work, and in the papers.

do you never rebel HT?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# this is a long conversation that will no doubt spiral so I'll gaz you instead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# *handful of popcorn stops inches from mouth*
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# no you wont come on people are reading this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# also, to answer this:
"I guess it's fear of not being a part of something so you have to destroy that something first. I shall investigate."

er, no. i am not afraid of not being part of something, i rarely enter compos as i aint skilled in that area, and it isn't to destroy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I started one
it was shit
i didn't bother finishing it






Bit like watching the LAST royal wedding!

*zing*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)