Here's a good a place as anySandals In The Bin
Goodbye Bin Laden,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the skill to hide yourself,
Behind those Pakistani walls,
You put yourself on Youtube,
More hits than Bieber at his peak,
You always be remembered as,
The king of Hide And Seek
And it's time you see,
You bearded twat,
To put your sandals in the bin,
Never knowing where to find you,
Did Obama's head in,
And I would have loved to have found you,
£25 million quid,
Tweeting with locations on,
Was the dumbest thing you did.
Loneliness was tough,
The toughest thing you ever did,
You'd completed all of Angry Birds,
In that fortress where you hid,
Even when you died,
You weren't at all well revered,
All the internet had to say,
Was songs about your sandals and your beard.
Goodbye Bin Laden,
From a man you'll never know,
Your sandals will be pissed upon,
By those at Ground Zero.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 17:48,
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Goodbye Bin Laden,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the skill to hide yourself,
Behind those Pakistani walls,
You put yourself on Youtube,
More hits than Bieber at his peak,
You always be remembered as,
The king of Hide And Seek
And it's time you see,
You bearded twat,
To put your sandals in the bin,
Never knowing where to find you,
Did Obama's head in,
And I would have loved to have found you,
£25 million quid,
Tweeting with locations on,
Was the dumbest thing you did.
Loneliness was tough,
The toughest thing you ever did,
You'd completed all of Angry Birds,
In that fortress where you hid,
Even when you died,
You weren't at all well revered,
All the internet had to say,
Was songs about your sandals and your beard.
Goodbye Bin Laden,
From a man you'll never know,
Your sandals will be pissed upon,
By those at Ground Zero.
I think Osama has finally redeemed himself since 9/11.By getting killed, he has saved us all from more vacuous nonsense about the royal wedding.
Thank you Osama bin Laden. All is forgiven. Good night sweet prince.
(Thank you Osama bin Laden. All is forgiven. Good night sweet prince.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 2 May 2011, 18:05,
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There's been a wedding?Wow its all go this bank holiday weekend - Royals weddings, Pope gets beatified and now this. Crazy weekend eh. Wont forget this bank holiday quickly
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boff FL OZ,
Mon 2 May 2011, 18:10,
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is beatified the scientific term for bukkake?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 2 May 2011, 18:11,
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Isnt that a type of noodle?Beatification means they dig up the dead Pope and dress him up and leave him round the Vatican for hilarious japes.
( boff FL OZ,
Mon 2 May 2011, 18:14,
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ah yesI heard Benedict drew a moustache on him and wrote "GAY" on his forehead with a permanent marker before putting his fingers in a warm glass of communion wine.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 2 May 2011, 18:21,
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BullshitI'm just furious that this is happening and being lapped up.
So he's been on dialysis in a cave in Pakistan for 10 years?????
wtf?
(So he's been on dialysis in a cave in Pakistan for 10 years?????
wtf?
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:19,
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Some claim proof . . . (
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 May 2011, 19:38,
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