Here's a good a place as anySandals In The Bin
Goodbye Bin Laden,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the skill to hide yourself,
Behind those Pakistani walls,
You put yourself on Youtube,
More hits than Bieber at his peak,
You always be remembered as,
The king of Hide And Seek
And it's time you see,
You bearded twat,
To put your sandals in the bin,
Never knowing where to find you,
Did Obama's head in,
And I would have loved to have found you,
£25 million quid,
Tweeting with locations on,
Was the dumbest thing you did.
Loneliness was tough,
The toughest thing you ever did,
You'd completed all of Angry Birds,
In that fortress where you hid,
Even when you died,
You weren't at all well revered,
All the internet had to say,
Was songs about your sandals and your beard.
Goodbye Bin Laden,
From a man you'll never know,
Your sandals will be pissed upon,
By those at Ground Zero.
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Goodbye Bin Laden,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the skill to hide yourself,
Behind those Pakistani walls,
You put yourself on Youtube,
More hits than Bieber at his peak,
You always be remembered as,
The king of Hide And Seek
And it's time you see,
You bearded twat,
To put your sandals in the bin,
Never knowing where to find you,
Did Obama's head in,
And I would have loved to have found you,
£25 million quid,
Tweeting with locations on,
Was the dumbest thing you did.
Loneliness was tough,
The toughest thing you ever did,
You'd completed all of Angry Birds,
In that fortress where you hid,
Even when you died,
You weren't at all well revered,
All the internet had to say,
Was songs about your sandals and your beard.
Goodbye Bin Laden,
From a man you'll never know,
Your sandals will be pissed upon,
By those at Ground Zero.