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[challenge entry] WARNING: This sex toy may piss on your self-confidence.


EDIT: Should be alright now.

From the Crucial Design Flaws challenge. See all 138 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Yikes
do you do a pocket version?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
# You mean like clown's pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# too tight for me bud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I was expecting this comment from the start. :'D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Wonder if there's a 'Portal' version?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# My first thought
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Any eliptical ring qualifies as a subtle Portal reference these days~
Should probably play through 2 again, I really liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I really enjoyed it too!
I did the co-op with Mr Prodge :D

Edit: You on PS3 or Xbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Nicely! I haven't had the chance to go on co-op yet. Looks fun though.
And I'm on Xbox ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Boo!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# ^ This
Don't know anyone with it though, all my friends spend their console time masochistic pleasure out of being OMGPWNED by 12 year olds playing Call of Duty 17 :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# I'm partial to a bit of Call of Duty.
4 was the best one; I'll be surprised if Modern Warfare 3 is going to be better.

I only know one person with Portal 2, and I think he's gone to watch Transformers 3 tonight. I wish him luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I pwn all the kids on black ops and bc2.
MW3
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Agreed.
And I'm steering clear of all Treyarch releases out of spite.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Oh man... Black Ops...
I pound a full magazine of rounds into him and he doesn't flinch. He shoots me in the leg and I go down like a sack of shit.

Fuck that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Haha, it can be frustrating.
And that anti-lag system they use is fucking useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:06, archived)
# And it takes ages to be sorted into a game.
I could go get a degree in computer science and take a bath before I finally get to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Eitherway, I'm off to pwn some noobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# *goes off to nwn some pubes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
# (Try to) have fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I won a copy of the first game as a Steam download when the 2nd one came out
but it turns out my video card is one step too low on my Mac Pro tower.

The fucking thing is good enough to handle professional editing & graphics software, but it can't run goddamn Portal or TF2, even.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I have the same problem with my Mac.
Shit-hot at design software but useless for gaming. Minecraft's alright though... mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# When I got my (now ancient) laptop I went to MacExpo a few months later and picked up Giants: Citizen Kabuto and No One Lives Forever for about a fiver each ... still quality games :)
More enjoyment for Mac ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# The game library, unfortunately, isn't as big for the Mac.
But the games they have aren't bad at all; I saw CoD4 in the Apple shop once.

I tend to stick to emulators, for the Mega Drive etc. They work really well on Macs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# This is very true
I have an array of Sonic titles that I pop into Genesis Plus on a weekly basis :D
Also SMS Plus gets a regular airing ... I'm intending to buy a new turbo computer at some stage soon, hopefully it'll then be up to running Kega Fusion and I can play Knuckles Chaotix and Sonic CD too, fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I've had Sonic CD on here for a while now.
It works pretty well indeed. I'd get more SNES ROMs if I had a decent controller. It's fiddly as hell with a keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:26, archived)
# It was ages ago that I set them up
but Emulator Enhancer and Gamepad Companion both (either, or working together, can't remember it was so many years ago I set them up) allow you to use a USB joypad - I use my 360 controller for games that need it - although strangely enough I prefer the keyboard for a lot of them!
Anything you'd recommend on the SNES front? I've only tried the Marios and Starfox so far ... well, and Putty Squad, but I loved the original of that title back on the Amiga anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# 360 controllers work on Macs? o.o
This is news to me. I shall have to look into that. As for the SNES, I would recommend games like Super Metroid without a shadow of a doubt. Also, the Donkey Kong Country games are worth a go too, with the 2nd being my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:39, archived)
# The USB ones do anyway, probably not the wireless.
Cheers for that, I shall do some investigating :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Just found a driver for the USB 360 controller (which I have)
I'll give it a quick go now ^^ cheers for that. And no problem!

EDIT: Works perfectly on Kega Fusion :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# tokyosexwhale sums up how it would be.
tokyosexwhale.wordpress.com/2011/05/01/what-are-you-doing-dave/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I might need one of these.
Seeing as I am now single for the first time in 13 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Bad times :(
But are you sure you want THIS one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Yes, I need somewhere to sleep!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Good call :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# :(
sorry to hear that mate.
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# Is this grim or great?
*awaits indication to insert correct emoticon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# It's ended as amicably as it could have.
We're to remain good friends :)

Edit: Anyone fancy a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Very kind, Jeevesy, but I have to make spaghetti bolognese.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I haven't done a Spag Bol for ages!
NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I've JUST HAD spaghetti bolognese.
Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# The only aids I use are the ones I keep in the syringe by the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiUBrytO52k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)