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[challenge entry] There's just so many to choose from, and they all try and offer you something...



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(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I like this, but ...
isn't it five a day for Islam? Hence "counts as one of your five-a-day"?

Isn't the 72 virgins thing propaganda, it's something about mistranslating olives or something?

I'm still clicking it, mind, because I hate pedants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# It's a religion, so... yeah.
Wouldn't think about it too much ;)

/Atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Just checked, you're right about five prayers
See here for the dope on female companions in Islamic paradise though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
#
Any god that thinks a woman is a prize that can be handed out, is going to get such a *smack* when I get hold of him.
(Good Penny, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# speak for yourself
i'm a fucking gold cup ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# allah aboard the embassy bus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# A little something related to religious nonsense
bandofthebes.typepad.com/bandofthebes/2011/07/married-lesbian-couple-rescued-40-teens-from-norway-massacre.html
I was a little shocked I had not heard of this at all until now.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# considering the supposedly laid-back attitude to sexuality
that many countries boast about nowadays, it's more than a little disturbing that this hasn't received more coverage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
The article highlights America, but I'm sure Britain would have liked to have heard about this too, but I've heard nout on any news station.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# it seems a very strange thing to keep quiet about
after so much horror, it'd be nice to hear something good about the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# And it'd be nice for the women to get some recognition too!
4 trips to and from that hell-hole must've been pretty scary.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i love the way
that it says did they run away? no, THEY WERE LESBIANS.
like lesbians are the bravest people in the world. their sexual preferences had fuck all to do with them risking their lives to save other people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# They're not lesbians, though.
Lesbians have long hair and are aged between 18 and 21, and like a bit of cock.

It's well documented.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# not the ones i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# The pretenders you know, you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# they're really good at pretending, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Chrissie Hynde was a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# What the hell has their sexuality got to do with their willingness to help out?
Reminds me of this: www.theonion.com/articles/area-homosexual-saves-four-from-fire,1553/
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Hehe
so many making offers, and all of them ripping you off. And you only find out how badly they are ripping you off when you are dead and can't complain about it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I'm a Pastafarian.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# rAmen brother
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)

very sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)