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[challenge entry] Hide under the sofa. It's TOAPNIGHT

Ris (like you've been under a rock)

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:02, archived)
# It's all Bush's fault, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)
# YES WE FLAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)
# Oh man.
I don't want to touch that. I still believe in n-dimensional chess.

But that did make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)
# Ohh!
A laugh!

Day made here.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)
# it's a plan, I guess
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)
# WHAT SOFTWEAR DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOU'RE DREWINGS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)
# A BLUNT KNIFE AND SOME STICKY TAPE
 
DOWNLOAD NOW FOR 30 DAY TRIAL PERIOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)
# actually I use MS image composer which is pretty much the same thing
 
it's no longer available, I had to find a torrent for it when we upgraded our machines, I've got photoshop on this fucking PC even though I never use it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)
# SORRY DID I SAY SOFTWEAR I MENT KNITWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:41, archived)
# oh! in that case, an old crochet hook slightly sharpened on asphalt, and number ten yarn in whatever colours may be to hand
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:51, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# would you like a taste of my hook
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
# PUT IT IN THE TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:47, archived)
# WORLD RECORD FOR TOTAL NUMBER OF SIMULTANEOUS DICKS IN A TOASTER: PRESENTLY UNCLAIMED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Go b3ta! Go b3ta!
Get the record! Get the record!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:32, archived)