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[challenge entry] after a few espressos then yeah!
and its espresso.... not expresso

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(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# you reminded me of some PWEI lyrics
"Big G's happy, took another bite
Little G's angry, spoiling for a fight
His roots got ripped out, Little G flipped out
Shaking like a shitting dog, he couldn't work it out"

Theyre reforming for a tour!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# They are indeed
I've just pre-ordered the new album :D

...and since you set off my PWEI alarm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# hooray!
Are you a london chap? Im prolly gonna see them at the o2 islington
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# See you there :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# \o/
Id buy the tickets now, but october is usually the month i go on me travels. Ill give it a few months, and if it looks like i aint going to be doing much in october, ill book em.
Theyre not going to sell out.... right?

I thought they were only superstars in the midlands!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# give me big mac, give me fries to go!
they were stars everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I'm from Walsall
I just live in London :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# fuuuuccck
im from Coseley! Moved to London a year and a half ago.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Huh, facebook tells me they're also playing in Wales in a couple of Fridays' time
www.ents24.com/web/event/Pop-Will-Eat-Itself-PWEI-Clwb-Ifor-Bach-Cardiff-2584906.html?referer=touralert
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# they're not reforming, it's just Graham Crabbe and 4 new people from what I read
So I assume the album is the same :(

Thought it unlikely that Clint would have the time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# yeah - it is a bit 'tribute band'-y
but i welcome the chance to sing along to the classics and feel like im back at college

Realistically, there was no chance clint would be part of them though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# erm...
which font is that? I MUST know!

peas and fangs
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# The utterly gorgeous "amalgamation" font
www.popwilleatitself.co.uk/?p=91

I love my DR
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# you don't understand, sir
I've been looking for the font that THIS logo was made with for ever!

www.slapwatch.com

I did the site, but not the logo. You just made my year!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
#
All free for good home's
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# You say Reform...
It's Graham Crab and 4 other randoms

*edit, I see Mr Toast has already stated this fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Mary Byker's hardly a random
I do have reservations, but I'll give 'em a go and see how they perform at Beautiful Days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# and this is why
i don't drink coffee after 6 p.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# FREEEEEESH POTS ! ! ! ! !


RIGHT HERE

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha.
Sorry to TJ. It's official. In the midweek charts Swede Mason has just made it to number 40. It was just on the radio 1 midweek chart show.
You can download it for 79p here
www.amazon.co.uk/Masterchef-Synesthesia-Buttery-Biscuit-Wallace/dp/B005FNHAIC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1312357309&sr=8-2
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# sweet!
and i didn't even buy it! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I did this, this morning...


But went for the winker instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# i did lots this morning
you should see how clean my bedroom is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# sound like an invite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# it could be, now
nobody would have gone in there before, cardboard boxes full of shoes, clothes hung all over the floor, cuddly sharks and underwear scattered everywhere.
i'm not a tidy person.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# * Creeps up and looks through the curtains...

WTF IS THAT AND WHY IS IT PLUGED INTO A 3-PHASE SOCKET?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# IT'S NOTHING!
go away, don't look at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# But I can't help it...
It's so beautifully...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I DON'T BELIEEEEEEEVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I know it's espresso
We're not ALL uneducated proles you know. *Nibbles Aldi Croissant*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *euphemism klaxxon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# i'm now seeing you as a very pervy stephen fry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# He's much sexier
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Grunty fo' sho'
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# that's okay, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# So MIchael J Fox time then?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's me right now
That is
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)