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# A poem about you
You are a lurker
You lurk in a burqa
You use MS Paint
cos Photoshop ownin' you ain't
Can we even tell?
How do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# has he got a nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Do you suppose..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# probably
but i'm twatted
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#
there once was a poet named miss ho
about how to rhyme she didn't know
when her prose to teapot
made sense it did not
pedrohin tried to give it a go but no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# i like booze
it is beter than shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# The meter is a little off, I'll grant you
and the Arabic "q" is properly pronounced slightly differently from English k. But other than that the rhyming is sound and it all parses.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)