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[challenge entry] Morning everybody...

From the If Dinosaurs Were Still Alive challenge. See all 169 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# That would make a fantastic omellete
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# you could fry them in Trex
other wartime lards are available


(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I still use trex when making pastries
can't beat it better than lard
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
#
Fit for a king and all his subjects at this time of global stinginess.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] NOM NOM
I'll flop this here.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# This would actually be a better film
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# but ... I thought TREX was so called "vegetable fat"
you mean it comes from lizards?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# mmmm
lizards
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)
# surprised that bernard matthews never sold "TURKEY LIZARD HAM"
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
# ^this
I also wonder why he never sold ass meat?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# that^
what the fuck is turkey ham anyway?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# meat from the hams of a turkey

edit/ just looked it up and it's simpley processed turkey shaped to look like ham!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# but, but, it's red and it looks like ham
pig ham
what's the point?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# It confuses the muslins and joos.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# tastes like "salt+water+fat+somethingthat's off"
so.. great success
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Massive balls
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# And tiny arms
too small to reach
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I bet that takes some beating...
*fetches coat*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# T-licious
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# i bet that have T-rex Balut in China.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ah!
a long thread coated with t-rex egg yolk... Sticky too.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm
i wonder what a dinosaur willy look like....
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)