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# I'm on a train near Manchester and there's a japanize girl with a cut finger...
I asked her for a photo and she told me to fuck off!
I thought they where all inane grins and peace signs whenever someone gets a camera out!
Yet again my knowledge of other cultures based on casual racism has failed me!
watch out Michael Ellis, she looked pissed off.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Chinize, Japanize, dirty nize, what are thize?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Erm where near manchester
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Irlam at the time, I'm in Warrington now...
I got off after she started making hurried phone calls to the police about a "weirdo" didn't want to be grabbed by him....
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# that's ok then, just checking ;)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# you did it wrong
you should have
*vincent price voice*
You have... *pause* nice fingers. My deeeeeeeer. *long stare*
I'd like to... *pause* take them home. *long stare*
for my... *pause* collection. *look up into imaginary stars*
(then photograph them)
now I *pause* have them. *laugh* *long stare*

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And that would have been completely effective*


*for getting sectioned
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)